Newsthump are still going are they. I wonder how they manage it. Always seem like a poundshop version of the Onion….
>I had no other tool for Covid beyond parties and lying
That’s a straight up lie, NewsThump. Boris Johnson, a man known for being full of hot air, [asked scientists if a hair dryer could kill Covid](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-67287003). We could have lived in a Lizz Truss utopia where police officers used hair dryers to apprehend victims of the woke mind virus
Since the Test and Trace under his watch [wasted about £37 billion](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-56340831), he could have tried using those bloody Tim Tams to fight Covid at a more affordable price
^((I’m going to add a “/s” before someone calls up LBC and talks about this as if it’s a serious response))
That at first glance I didn’t notice the *satire* tag and just assumed it was a run of the mill article just about sums up my contempt for that individual
This enquiry, could end up costing tax payers £250 million quid and it wont change anything thats happened.
And nothing will happen to those that F#cked everything up and gave away Billions of tax payers money, to there CHUMS in contracts and fraudulent bounce back loans.
Job well done, those school fees were a waste of your parents Money.
When all you have is lies, every problem looks like one you can lie your way out of.
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Newsthump are still going are they. I wonder how they manage it. Always seem like a poundshop version of the Onion….
>I had no other tool for Covid beyond parties and lying
That’s a straight up lie, NewsThump. Boris Johnson, a man known for being full of hot air, [asked scientists if a hair dryer could kill Covid](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-67287003). We could have lived in a Lizz Truss utopia where police officers used hair dryers to apprehend victims of the woke mind virus
Since the Test and Trace under his watch [wasted about £37 billion](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-56340831), he could have tried using those bloody Tim Tams to fight Covid at a more affordable price
^((I’m going to add a “/s” before someone calls up LBC and talks about this as if it’s a serious response))
That at first glance I didn’t notice the *satire* tag and just assumed it was a run of the mill article just about sums up my contempt for that individual
This enquiry, could end up costing tax payers £250 million quid and it wont change anything thats happened.
And nothing will happen to those that F#cked everything up and gave away Billions of tax payers money, to there CHUMS in contracts and fraudulent bounce back loans.
Job well done, those school fees were a waste of your parents Money.
When all you have is lies, every problem looks like one you can lie your way out of.