I live in London but I won’t be setting foot anywhere central until January. Been caught out before, never again. Did Winter Wonderland once and it was grim.
Oh god, I went there a few years ago with a friend. Terrifying. Garish, expensive and yet somehow boring at the same time.
Just back from it and let’s be honest it’s completely packed !! But still nice thing to do once a year
Went through the day a couple of weeks back and was so much better than the last time I went during the evening. Was heaving by the time we left though.
You might have a heart attack when you see the food and drink prices.
Does Joseph still perform?
No. But you will spend loads of money after queuing for 45 mintes to get to a stall while also potentially having your pockets picked.
Yes, yes you are. What were you thinking.
Yep
Maybe not die. But you’ll certainly become bankrupt.
If I wanted to pay to make mid tier food and be bored by over stimulation I’d buy a 3-D TV, bang the heating on and order a deliveroo.
These places are the embodiment of those over the top milkshakes that cost a fortune, make you feel sick, they are a bit too much for kids to handle and are 100% about the gram instead of the actual experience
You’ll be fine, just keep your wits about you, keep an eye on your valuables, and make sure not to walk past that big sign you took a picture of.
No but you with be horribly robbed just to enter a park😔
Use to be free to walk in and out.
You wouldn’t be the first and I’m confident you won’t be the last. I’ve died there three times myself.
U gon’ get shanked blad!!!
Get ready for £5 hook a duck, £10 hot chocolate and £15 hot dogs
We have one where we live it’s known for it’s high prices and high levels of pedophiles apparently.
£5pp entry, but if you pre-book and pay for the ferris wheel (£11) and the German dog and alcoholic drink combo (£15), you get free entry. Went at 4pm last night, tried 5 or 6 different foods and bits with someone else and cost £100 all in.
Maybe expensive – but once every year or two it’s a nice thing to do. Queues aren’t that big as it’s allotted times now – recommend the cheesecake on a stick, the duck wrap, visiting the German village and the boozy hot chocs are very nice!
A WRETCHED HIVE OF SCUM AND VILLAINY
The same 8 stalls over and over and over and over and over and over.
We’re going soon. Couldn’t think of anything worse
Your wallet might
We reluctantly ventured there last night only because we have friends visiting from the US wanting to “experience all that London has to offer this time of year.” They live in NYC and are used to the HCOL there. They loved it, were not fazed by £10 hot chocolate nor the crowds. Meanwhile my husband and I were bah humbugging our way thru it. 😂
Financially bankrupt yes
Do you get a free Wadbury chocolate when you enter?
Oh they just forgot to put the Mr. Before the Hyde. You should be good.
You couldn’t pay me to go there. I hear such awful feedback from anyone that goes. Lots of fights apparently not caring about all the kids there 😩
Have you considered the possibility that you are already dead and have in fact arrived at the gates of hell?
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Might get stabbed…
Your bank account will…
I live in London but I won’t be setting foot anywhere central until January. Been caught out before, never again. Did Winter Wonderland once and it was grim.
Oh god, I went there a few years ago with a friend. Terrifying. Garish, expensive and yet somehow boring at the same time.
Just back from it and let’s be honest it’s completely packed !! But still nice thing to do once a year
Went through the day a couple of weeks back and was so much better than the last time I went during the evening. Was heaving by the time we left though.
You might have a heart attack when you see the food and drink prices.
Does Joseph still perform?
No. But you will spend loads of money after queuing for 45 mintes to get to a stall while also potentially having your pockets picked.
Yes, yes you are. What were you thinking.
Yep
Maybe not die. But you’ll certainly become bankrupt.
If I wanted to pay to make mid tier food and be bored by over stimulation I’d buy a 3-D TV, bang the heating on and order a deliveroo.
These places are the embodiment of those over the top milkshakes that cost a fortune, make you feel sick, they are a bit too much for kids to handle and are 100% about the gram instead of the actual experience
You’ll be fine, just keep your wits about you, keep an eye on your valuables, and make sure not to walk past that big sign you took a picture of.
No but you with be horribly robbed just to enter a park😔
Use to be free to walk in and out.
You wouldn’t be the first and I’m confident you won’t be the last. I’ve died there three times myself.
U gon’ get shanked blad!!!
Get ready for £5 hook a duck, £10 hot chocolate and £15 hot dogs
We have one where we live it’s known for it’s high prices and high levels of pedophiles apparently.
£5pp entry, but if you pre-book and pay for the ferris wheel (£11) and the German dog and alcoholic drink combo (£15), you get free entry. Went at 4pm last night, tried 5 or 6 different foods and bits with someone else and cost £100 all in.
Maybe expensive – but once every year or two it’s a nice thing to do. Queues aren’t that big as it’s allotted times now – recommend the cheesecake on a stick, the duck wrap, visiting the German village and the boozy hot chocs are very nice!
A WRETCHED HIVE OF SCUM AND VILLAINY
The same 8 stalls over and over and over and over and over and over.
We’re going soon. Couldn’t think of anything worse
Your wallet might
We reluctantly ventured there last night only because we have friends visiting from the US wanting to “experience all that London has to offer this time of year.” They live in NYC and are used to the HCOL there. They loved it, were not fazed by £10 hot chocolate nor the crowds. Meanwhile my husband and I were bah humbugging our way thru it. 😂
Financially bankrupt yes
Do you get a free Wadbury chocolate when you enter?
Oh they just forgot to put the Mr. Before the Hyde. You should be good.
You couldn’t pay me to go there. I hear such awful feedback from anyone that goes. Lots of fights apparently not caring about all the kids there 😩
Have you considered the possibility that you are already dead and have in fact arrived at the gates of hell?