Actually it’s the earthworm just behind him, plus about 2 million bacteria, that are the chosen ones. The bloke just got in the way and will pay for his blasphemy in due course.
wait… why are you following people up hills and taking their pictures?! 🤣
Brian?
You, Timothy … you are the Chosen One.
And this is Berwhale. The avenger. The weapon of the Chosen One. Tomorrow is your twenty-fifth birthday and you must leave us to go in search of Pewnack, the Destroyer, the Dark One, the Beast.
When the fourth moon of Trollack rises above the Cylinder of Eyelass then Pewnack will strike. His kingdom will be numberless and darkness will blight the land, all men shall be slaves and the time of weeping will begin. So it is written in the runes of Ollerman-Goth, so it must be. Only the Chosen One can stop him, and only Berwhale, the avenger, can pierce the armour of the beast.
You must go to Saffron Walden. Surprise is the key. If he knew you were after him he would set the minions of Threek on you. Become a part of the community. Get a job in a canning factory. **Bide your time.**
Only Teece, the Wise One, can tell the true identity of the Beast. In six months, when you have been accepted by the Saffron Walden community Furlo Roth will come to you and tell you how you might find Teece and begin the battle to free us of Pewnack.
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Love me some god rays. Nice picture!
Actually it’s the earthworm just behind him, plus about 2 million bacteria, that are the chosen ones. The bloke just got in the way and will pay for his blasphemy in due course.
wait… why are you following people up hills and taking their pictures?! 🤣
Brian?
You, Timothy … you are the Chosen One.
And this is Berwhale. The avenger. The weapon of the Chosen One. Tomorrow is your twenty-fifth birthday and you must leave us to go in search of Pewnack, the Destroyer, the Dark One, the Beast.
When the fourth moon of Trollack rises above the Cylinder of Eyelass then Pewnack will strike. His kingdom will be numberless and darkness will blight the land, all men shall be slaves and the time of weeping will begin. So it is written in the runes of Ollerman-Goth, so it must be. Only the Chosen One can stop him, and only Berwhale, the avenger, can pierce the armour of the beast.
You must go to Saffron Walden. Surprise is the key. If he knew you were after him he would set the minions of Threek on you. Become a part of the community. Get a job in a canning factory. **Bide your time.**
Only Teece, the Wise One, can tell the true identity of the Beast. In six months, when you have been accepted by the Saffron Walden community Furlo Roth will come to you and tell you how you might find Teece and begin the battle to free us of Pewnack.
Hears a voice it could be you?
I don’t do the lottery.
Well then, it won’t be you will it?
Do You See The Light? The Band . .