Boris Johnson held No 10 party because he ‘felt sorry’ for staff, says Tory MP

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  1. But you didn’t feel sorry for the fucking rest of us, did you?

    Those of us who were working our arses off, those of us who didn’t know we’d still have jobs or income, those of us who were living in shitty conditions, those of us who were suffering severe mental health impacts, those of us who had ill, dying, and recently deceased relatives.

    Why is it that you think that *you* and *your* staff, in your well-furnished ivory fucking tower, must be some kind of exception, that you somehow suffered so significantly more than the rest of us that you deserved an exemption to the rules? An exemption that allowed you to enjoy social occasions which would’ve done many of the rest of us a world of good to have been able to have, if we’d been allowed.

    Let’s see you live in a flat alone, or a shared house with shitty housemates, or a family house with an abusive environment, worrying about when your next day at work might be, or when you might next be allowed to see a friend or family member, for *months*. You simply wouldn’t, would you? Because you have no concept of how the other half live.

    You can shove your feeble excuses up your arse, you disingenuous lying two-faced privileged cunt.

    *Edit: Thanks for the various shiny things, kind commenters.
    Glad I was able to contribute a message we share.* 🙂

  2. What out of control egos do English people have, when everything the Tories have done over the last 10 years has not dented them politically, until an outdoors Christmas party?

    The Tory-voting public are made to look like the idiots they are, and their oversized egos cannot stand it.

  3. Ah yes while we had doctors and nurses covered in bruises from wearing masks for extended periods. Leave canceled plans abandoned for other key workers. Retail key workers being abused by dickheads who didn’t want to wear a mask, the real people we should feel sorry for are the people working in downing Street.

    Amazing how if this had been a group of retail staff they would have been fucked by the police the second it happened.

  4. I wonder if, in my lifetime, a politician will ever “feel sorry” for the person in their 20s/30s doing hard work for 40 hours a week for £19k a year, paying 40-50% of their wage to some LARPing land baron or Boomer for a shitty slumlord house share?

    With no future, no hope, no disposable income unless they pull some overtime hours, and a thermostat they can’t afford to put to above 12C?

    It doesn’t seem to be too much to ask for… but apparently it is.

  5. The anger I felt when I saw him on ITV news last night, laughing like a little kid at that journalist when she quizzed him about the party was insane. Had I been there I would have lamped the cunt, and I’m not a violent person at all.

  6. “A problem from the rules point of view”..!

    Haha! That’s a great line and deserves a place alongside ‘specific and limited’ and ‘testing my eyesight’. A problem from the rules point of view. Sensational.

  7. Is that a wig?

    Whenever a Tory opens their mouth, you just want to punch them in the face as all they say is total bollocks.

  8. I’m sure the people who couldn’t attend the funerals
    of their relatives appreciate that… /s

    Seriously. Fuck the Tories.

  9. How about the people like myself who have worked throughout this pandemic? Does he feel sorry for us? Not a chance. The guy is a fucking idiot who needs to be held accountable

  10. I’m so done. Like not even above violence at this point. Somebody should smack that stupid fucking wig off this nutters head. Like how disconnected can you possibly be

  11. So at first it didn’t happen, so it’s ok.

    Then it did happen but it wasn’t how the media portrayed it, so it’s ok.

    Now it did happen, exactly how the media portrayed it, but they descended it after working so hard fighting against feeding children and giving their friends government money, so it’s ok.

  12. Low stakes conspiracy: Micheal Fabricant doesn’t actually exist and is actually just a Harry Enfield take on Boris Johnson for his new sketch show.

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