Jodie needs to go back to first class maths. I think she missed basic multiplication day.
They breed like rabbits…..with feathers.
Monkey see, Monkey repost
Forget the maths, she is completely ignoring the sheer logistics of projecting power and maintaining supply lines all the way from the bottom of the Atlantic ocean vs a population dug in their home territory.
Absolutely ridiculous post that doesn’t take the logistics of penguin invasion seriously enough
That escalated quickly?
“I’m going to take this obvious joke extremely seriously. I am incredibly intelligent.”
Can we befriend the penguins instead
I wonder what Penguin tastes like.
Great Emu War, in 1930s Australia. In which Australia lost to the emu.
With this attitude and approach to basic mathematics the penguins will soon takeover. And, I for one welcome our new Penguin Overlords.
Jodie most be terrible at handling her own finances.
Close the Antarctica!
“Smile and wave boys. Smile and wave…”
Penguins, great bunch of lads!
Jodie Maths fail ?
As long as it’s those little tiny penguins.. I reckon I could easily fight off a few hundred before I’m overwhelmed with exhaustion. But those big bastard emperor penguins.. miss me with that.
“yup Finglas!” Said Jodi, with a straight face.
Or, and hear me out here, or we tame them. Boom penguin army. We can give them little hats
Fried penguin with eggs anyone?
Ireland be like the end of Batman Returns
I can’t believe she made such a simple, basic, elementary mistake with those numbers there. I mean seriously, it’s basic knowledge that the population of the island of Ireland is now around 7 million.
Some people 🙄
Jodie needs to stop worrying about penguins and start working about her basic maths.
Should be worrying about the education system instead clearly.
The only winning move is to surrender and let them have Athlone.
I’ll take the 10.5 million on the left. You take the 10.5 million on the right.
Now take 6.6 million and multiply by 3 million and you’ll get …. More than 21 million .. many many more… time to go back to school
And so it was, on the 4 age of turnip. The great Irish penguin wars began.
Even realizing the math is wrong, could you honestly say you’d beat 3.2 adult penguins in a fight to the death? It’s not great either way.
None of this takes into account the amount or Irish people who would turn and join the penguins.
This shite again?
That’s why St Patrick banished them so far away. Not a lot of people know that…
What if we offer her up as a sacrifice to our new penguin overlords
Coming soon – Kentucky Fried Penguin.
I for one welcome our new Penguin Overlords.
Fucksake is everyone friends with Alice
I don’t think you can take this in isolation. I’m fairly certain I can take out 3.5 penguins, but should they make an alliance with the 7 million cows, and 5.5 million sheep, then things could get iffy
They’ll never invade, they’ll get cold feet!
I had to delete twitter because I keep getting recommended posts by dullards and simpletons like your wan. The algorithm is gone to shite.
Should’ve worried about math instead
Most of you can’t understand a joke if it’s not followed by an /s
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Damn, that maths feels off.
Jodie needs to go back to first class maths. I think she missed basic multiplication day.
They breed like rabbits…..with feathers.
Monkey see, Monkey repost
Forget the maths, she is completely ignoring the sheer logistics of projecting power and maintaining supply lines all the way from the bottom of the Atlantic ocean vs a population dug in their home territory.
Absolutely ridiculous post that doesn’t take the logistics of penguin invasion seriously enough
That escalated quickly?
“I’m going to take this obvious joke extremely seriously. I am incredibly intelligent.”
Can we befriend the penguins instead
I wonder what Penguin tastes like.
Great Emu War, in 1930s Australia. In which Australia lost to the emu.
With this attitude and approach to basic mathematics the penguins will soon takeover. And, I for one welcome our new Penguin Overlords.
Jodie most be terrible at handling her own finances.
Close the Antarctica!
“Smile and wave boys. Smile and wave…”
Penguins, great bunch of lads!
Jodie Maths fail ?
As long as it’s those little tiny penguins.. I reckon I could easily fight off a few hundred before I’m overwhelmed with exhaustion. But those big bastard emperor penguins.. miss me with that.
“yup Finglas!” Said Jodi, with a straight face.
Or, and hear me out here, or we tame them. Boom penguin army. We can give them little hats
Fried penguin with eggs anyone?
Ireland be like the end of Batman Returns
I can’t believe she made such a simple, basic, elementary mistake with those numbers there. I mean seriously, it’s basic knowledge that the population of the island of Ireland is now around 7 million.
Some people 🙄
Jodie needs to stop worrying about penguins and start working about her basic maths.
Should be worrying about the education system instead clearly.
The only winning move is to surrender and let them have Athlone.
I’ll take the 10.5 million on the left. You take the 10.5 million on the right.
Is this a threat?
https://c.tenor.com/hh6n7Ou_OnUAAAAC/math-hangover.gif
Now take 6.6 million and multiply by 3 million and you’ll get …. More than 21 million .. many many more… time to go back to school
And so it was, on the 4 age of turnip. The great Irish penguin wars began.
Even realizing the math is wrong, could you honestly say you’d beat 3.2 adult penguins in a fight to the death? It’s not great either way.
None of this takes into account the amount or Irish people who would turn and join the penguins.
This shite again?
That’s why St Patrick banished them so far away. Not a lot of people know that…
What if we offer her up as a sacrifice to our new penguin overlords
Coming soon – Kentucky Fried Penguin.
I for one welcome our new Penguin Overlords.
Fucksake is everyone friends with Alice
I don’t think you can take this in isolation. I’m fairly certain I can take out 3.5 penguins, but should they make an alliance with the 7 million cows, and 5.5 million sheep, then things could get iffy
They’ll never invade, they’ll get cold feet!
I had to delete twitter because I keep getting recommended posts by dullards and simpletons like your wan. The algorithm is gone to shite.
Should’ve worried about math instead
Most of you can’t understand a joke if it’s not followed by an /s
penguins look like little pints of stout.
The real answer is 3.18
But you can’t fight .18/10 of a penguin sadly.
So everyone would get 3 penguins to fight.