Queen to sacrifice Prince Andrew to reptilian overlords as part of Platinum Jubilee celebrations

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  1. More:

    mail: [Prince Andrew finally settles £6.6m debt with French socialite after buying Swiss ski chalet from her in 2014 – allowing him to sell his £18m lodge to fund US sex assault lawsuit with Virginia Giuffre](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10385777/Prince-Andrew-settles-6-6m-debt-French-socialite-buying-Swiss-ski-chalet.html)

    (https://archive.is/ovScu)

    Telegraph: [Inside the financially perplexing world of Prince Andrew](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/royal-family/2022/01/09/inside-financially-perplexing-world-prince-andrew/)

    (https://archive.is/r9ONe)

    Telegraph: [Queen would be asked to help pay off Prince Andrew’s accuser if sex abuse case settled](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/royal-family/2022/01/07/queen-would-asked-help-pay-prince-andrews-accuser-sex-abuse/)

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    Guardian: [Tell us: what should the Queen’s platinum pudding be?](https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/jan/10/tell-us-what-should-the-queens-platinum-pudding-be)

  2. Why does anyone think Newsthump is funny/witty/satirical?

    Every article seems to be written by a 15 year old schoolboy.

  3. Maybe they could re make “it’s a royal knockout” (yes it really was a program, look it up) only this time the royals could be given, swords and maces in a kind of modern day gladiatorial contest. This would serve two purposes. First it’d be pure entertainment, particularly for those cold hungry families struggling to meet basic needs each week, while the royals continue with their hyper privileged lifestyle. Second, no more royals, or greatly reduced royals. My money would be on Harry to win. His A level is art history, which qualified him to fly an attack helicopters, would see him gain an early lead.

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