I love the “newbuild aesthetic” you were going for.
I’ve seen worse. Not a gingerbread fan myself but my friend makes a gingerbread house every Christmas and she’s really artistic with it. Her 6 year old came home from school in a terrible mood and knocked over the tree which fell on the house and smashed it up.
Ooh, I’ve not done a house yet. Last weekend I made some gingerbread men which were pristine, with minimal spread, so I could attempt it…
Turns out that just like real life, it’s much easier and requires less ambition to create people than it does to become a homeowner…
I’ve never done a gingerbread house. I feel like I just don’t need that level of stress in my life 😂
Gingerbread landlord: “Sorry, mate, I’m in Newquay for the next couple of weeks, but get some cash ready and I’ll make sure repairs are done ASAP. In the meantime, just…try to avoid that part of the house, alright? Okay, ttyl mate!”
A few more structural marshmallows and she’ll be good as gold.
They always serve as a reminder of how damp my actual house is.
Might as well flood it a milk storm and munch away.
Somebody smashed your backdoor down
too much load on the roof, not enough reinforcement across the lateral strut.
absymmal worksmanship, and you call yourself the general contractor? should of got the kids to do it, smdh. damn boomers and your marshmellow roofs with yer gummy bear tiles smdh.
Add some toy dinosaur toys a couple of fake trees… Boom, awesome diorama
Does Building Control know?
I’m sure it will taste just as good….
Earthquake chic.
looks like you’ve got a big bad wolf in the area, better let the neighbours know.
It looks like your gingerbread is the Donbass edition.
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I love the “newbuild aesthetic” you were going for.
I’ve seen worse. Not a gingerbread fan myself but my friend makes a gingerbread house every Christmas and she’s really artistic with it. Her 6 year old came home from school in a terrible mood and knocked over the tree which fell on the house and smashed it up.
Ooh, I’ve not done a house yet. Last weekend I made some gingerbread men which were pristine, with minimal spread, so I could attempt it…
Turns out that just like real life, it’s much easier and requires less ambition to create people than it does to become a homeowner…
I’ve never done a gingerbread house. I feel like I just don’t need that level of stress in my life 😂
Gingerbread landlord: “Sorry, mate, I’m in Newquay for the next couple of weeks, but get some cash ready and I’ll make sure repairs are done ASAP. In the meantime, just…try to avoid that part of the house, alright? Okay, ttyl mate!”
A few more structural marshmallows and she’ll be good as gold.
They always serve as a reminder of how damp my actual house is.
Might as well flood it a milk storm and munch away.
Somebody smashed your backdoor down
too much load on the roof, not enough reinforcement across the lateral strut.
absymmal worksmanship, and you call yourself the general contractor? should of got the kids to do it, smdh. damn boomers and your marshmellow roofs with yer gummy bear tiles smdh.
Add some toy dinosaur toys a couple of fake trees… Boom, awesome diorama
Does Building Control know?
I’m sure it will taste just as good….
Earthquake chic.
looks like you’ve got a big bad wolf in the area, better let the neighbours know.
It looks like your gingerbread is the Donbass edition.
It turned [horribly dark.](https://imgur.com/gallery/a29rQH7)
https://postimg.cc/zVm1cRCr
That looks like a house bought from ikea? If so, it all tracks.
You have to make a cotton candy tornado
Wonky pub 2023 vibes