Ukrainian soldier finds a dead and flattened mouse in his boot

36 comments

1. Nike air mouse?

2. Not gonna lie, thats pretty comical

3. Making insoles from mouse souls.

   – peak comedy, end of 2023 everybody

4. Trench jerky.

5. Funny looking Odour eater

6. Put it in a bag of rice….

7. Extra warmth

8. Fur lined boots

9. That’s a lot more flat than I expected

10. It’s a zaney action, a crazy “compaction” the fun is catching! Mouse trap

11. Caution! NSFW! 😀

12. Well… fur is fur, heat you up Baby

13. Yikes, Stewart’s been in there for quite some time…

14. Flatnik

15. no one noticed the smell?

16. protein!

17. This is someone’s fetish.

18. Looks like a very comfy, self-molding orthotic insert.

19. 😂😂

20. poor mouse.

    Must have been under the insole, otherwise the foot would have squished it in a different position, and the guy would have noticed.

    But the actual information here: The guys can dry their boots properly, the dead mouse got dried to mummy quality.

21. That’s now consided a biscuit

22. They need more cats lol, I’d take our farm cats with me to feed the dogs, we had a big kennel and the cats loved to chill on the counter/shelves and wait for me to open the barrel of dog food. Daily there would be at least 3-4 mice and then I’d give them some dog food soften with milk from milking an hour before as a reward for.. eating(it made them not care about the beagles.. and the beagles are too pussy to mess with actual farm cats)

23. Please remember the mouse….

24. What on Earth am I looking at

25. Does the soldier knows that the earth is flat as well? 🙂

26. How did he not notice that little shit was in his boot, I’m guessing he put the boots on in a hurry, and then ware then all day, shit and a little sock in the wrong place drives me nuts. LMAO

27. …and mummified…

28. I can relate to that, yesterday I found a bat inside my shoes when I went to the office, but it was alive.

29. I put on my new clean socks but my left feels soggy for some reason.

30. Dead mouse found elsewhere. Think about it!

31. Looks like meats back on the menu, boys!

32. Dr. Scholl’s Mouse inserts

33. Dinner

34. This reminds me of a story . . . I once was clearing out a mouse infestation in a house I was remodeling. It was a bitterly cold winter and the former occupants had left dog food in the basement and in the months before I bought the place they had multiplied prodigiously down there. Got myself a gas mask and a coverall and got to work cleaning up the place. It was some of the most miserable work I’ve ever done, but paying to have it done would have set me back perhaps $10k.

    I didn’t encounter any live mice for most of the hours of work (spread over multiple days as it was hot as fuck in that getup with the heat on in the house), until I was about 3/4 done. I came upon a nest. When I discovered it an adult mouse fled and went out the crack in the window I had left for just such an occasion . . . I cannot imagine it lasted very long at -10 C with a meter of snow outside.

    But then the horror, there were pups in the nest. Six of them if I recall. I contemplated just putting the whole nest with them inside in a plastic bag and setting them outside in the cold to perish but decided that might be more cruel than making sure they were dead first. It seemed logical at the time and literally seemed like the more human thing to do. So I double wrapped them in plastic bags identified each pups bulge in the bag and squashed each one of them flat with a rubber mallet.

35. Now his left boot is not gonna feel right.

36. That explains the smell….