Rat bite fever strikes Russian troops

by MaryADraper

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  1. This is a rolling coverage article, so I am posting the relevant text below…

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    Russian soldiers are suffering from an outbreak of rat-bite fever, Ukraine’s defence intelligence (DIU) has said.

    Transmitted by dust from rodent excrement, symptoms of the disease include migraines, high temperatures, reduced blood pressure, rashes, vomiting and bleeding from the eyes.

    The streptococcal infection is said to have spread rapidly on the Kupyansk front due to complaints initially falling on deaf ears, as Russian commanders believed soldiers were trying to avoid fighting.

    The DIU said: “In the Kupyansk direction of the front of the occupiers, rat-bite fever is mowing down en masse.“As a result, rat-bite fever significantly reduced the fighting ability of the Russian rats.”

  2. Tte war is turning more and more into zombie Apocalypse defense by the day.

  3. The hit new parody of “Cat Scratch Fever” by Ted Nugent.

  4. What are Ukrainians doing to prevent this outbreak?

  5. Even rodents are on Ukraine’s side… if the squirrels get involved, the war is over.

  6. Mice and rats have sometimes plague too. That’s why you should wear mask and gloves handling their shit. You get it by breathing inn dry mouse shit dust

  7. Rats are just getting a head start. They lookin at these dudes and saying, *’You’ll be a corpse soon enough, I should get in before there’s a queue’.*

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