I think we can safely assume it’s just an increase in the numbers of drunk people having sex.
Hahaha, I think most blokes have had that moment of fear when she gets a little too enthusiastic in reverse cowgirl.
With a newborn in the house I won’t be having these issues over the Xmas period, I’ll be lucky if I’m in the same bed as my wife!
Just a reminder for all of you fragile pricks out there. Be careful
People need to grind forwards and back instead of up and down
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I ended up with one of these, my knob was entirely numb for a good five weeks :/ wasn’t a fun time at all – everything is fine now, but it was an awful experience.
Is ‘penile’ a new word? I’ve just started hearing it in the last few years
I’d have expected ‘risk of penis’ fractures instead.
You really need to be patient and let that Turkey defrost …
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I think we can safely assume it’s just an increase in the numbers of drunk people having sex.
Hahaha, I think most blokes have had that moment of fear when she gets a little too enthusiastic in reverse cowgirl.
With a newborn in the house I won’t be having these issues over the Xmas period, I’ll be lucky if I’m in the same bed as my wife!
Just a reminder for all of you fragile pricks out there. Be careful
People need to grind forwards and back instead of up and down
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I ended up with one of these, my knob was entirely numb for a good five weeks :/ wasn’t a fun time at all – everything is fine now, but it was an awful experience.
Is ‘penile’ a new word? I’ve just started hearing it in the last few years
I’d have expected ‘risk of penis’ fractures instead.
You really need to be patient and let that Turkey defrost …