As someone that grew up eating beans on toast, when my nephew was upset that we were out of quinoa for his lunch, that felt pretty middle class
My house is above average in price and live on a gravel road a few doors down from the local tennis club
I maintain a subscription to Netflix, DisneyPlus AND Amazon Prime cause it’s easier than cancelling it periodically and the money doesn’t make too much difference to my life.
I buy Heinz ketchup.
That’s a lie. I take handfuls of sachets from the petrol station.
I wash my ass with Molton Brown shower gel
We have a boot scraper outside our front door.
I have 3 gravy boats.
I also buy proper fruit shoots rather than the supermarket own knock-offs.
We use little Greene co paint
Closest I have is that at one point last year, I had two packs of **actual real butter** in my fridge!
(Someone bought me them as a present as I said I’d never had butter as a thing for sandwiches etc, and I ended up leaving them for special occasions for so long that one went rancid. Very sad day).
I use premium unleaded, from BP.
My son just had a strop because he didn’t like the breakfast choices in the cupboard – his options were: bread, croissants, Nutella, 2 minute oats, special K with berries, Jordan’s country crisp granola .
– I use loccitaine shower oil
– I use loccitaine makeup remover
– I use rituals body wash, shampoo and conditioner
– I wear Charlotte tilbury makeup
– I live in privately rented uni accomodation
– half my clothes are from urban outfitters
– I drink a ton of Caffè Nero
– I have a golden retriever
I regularly get Ocado deliveries.
I was the number 1 buyer of Miso soup from my town’s Sainsbury’s.
Fucking Pret does a yearly wrap up now?
I own a set of silver fish knives.
Just bought my first house at 27 with my own money ✌🏻
I buy most of my shopping from Waitrose. Mainly because of convenience and the fact that they’re not really that expensive nowadays, but still.
I don’t post about how middle class I am.
I sometime buy Pringles when it is not discounted
Getting lunch from Gail’s bakery
I cycle to a Farmers’ Market on a recumbent bicycle (wearing sandals adapted to SPD pedals) listening to Radio 4 podcasts.
Have a bathroom and a separate shower room, because the bathing room is unpleasant when steamy
I’m a “top fan” of my local county council on Facebook
I’ve reached Pizza Express’s gold tier. I’ve nearly banked it for another year as well with 9 months to spare. Worth it for the free kids’ meals…
I broke the self check out yesterday by presenting my Waitrose Club Card too early.
I embezzled a trust fund.
I was the number one purchaser of Saffron from my nearest Sainsburys in 2021.
I have more than one type of vinegar.
I once did my back in whilst bending over to tie my daughter’s ballet shoes.
I brought a case of wine and champagne to my parents the other day but they had so much in already that I got to bring it all home again.
I really don’t want to count the number of types of flour in my cupboard. Could be many bordering on lots.
A mate of mine was the top purchaser of paprika in his local supermarket last year 😂 he seemed very proud of it for some reason
I eat Twiglets from a bowl
My wife grew up offensively middle class and she once said “darling, youve never had quinoa?!”
Similar – My missus once got an email that she was one of the top buyers of Cheddar Cheese in Sainsbury’s where we live.
i got an email from ocado letting me know i was the top buyer in the midlands for daylesford organic olives…. i reassessed things after that😂
I can buy my favourite coffee when it’s not on offer.
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Probably that none of the houses in my estate are rentals our council/housing association. 💪
I sometimes get out of the bath to take a piss
Bought myself two bottles of [Arran Gold Cream Liqueur] (https://www.arranwhisky.com/shop-whiskies/cream-liqueur/4-arran-gold-cream-liqueur) because I’m too fancy for baileys.
(spoiler: it’s really very good)
As someone that grew up eating beans on toast, when my nephew was upset that we were out of quinoa for his lunch, that felt pretty middle class
My house is above average in price and live on a gravel road a few doors down from the local tennis club
I maintain a subscription to Netflix, DisneyPlus AND Amazon Prime cause it’s easier than cancelling it periodically and the money doesn’t make too much difference to my life.
I buy Heinz ketchup.
That’s a lie. I take handfuls of sachets from the petrol station.
I wash my ass with Molton Brown shower gel
We have a boot scraper outside our front door.
I have 3 gravy boats.
I also buy proper fruit shoots rather than the supermarket own knock-offs.
We use little Greene co paint
Closest I have is that at one point last year, I had two packs of **actual real butter** in my fridge!
(Someone bought me them as a present as I said I’d never had butter as a thing for sandwiches etc, and I ended up leaving them for special occasions for so long that one went rancid. Very sad day).
I use premium unleaded, from BP.
My son just had a strop because he didn’t like the breakfast choices in the cupboard – his options were: bread, croissants, Nutella, 2 minute oats, special K with berries, Jordan’s country crisp granola .
– I use loccitaine shower oil
– I use loccitaine makeup remover
– I use rituals body wash, shampoo and conditioner
– I wear Charlotte tilbury makeup
– I live in privately rented uni accomodation
– half my clothes are from urban outfitters
– I drink a ton of Caffè Nero
– I have a golden retriever
I regularly get Ocado deliveries.
I was the number 1 buyer of Miso soup from my town’s Sainsbury’s.
Fucking Pret does a yearly wrap up now?
I own a set of silver fish knives.
Just bought my first house at 27 with my own money ✌🏻
I buy most of my shopping from Waitrose. Mainly because of convenience and the fact that they’re not really that expensive nowadays, but still.
I don’t post about how middle class I am.
I sometime buy Pringles when it is not discounted
Getting lunch from Gail’s bakery
I cycle to a Farmers’ Market on a recumbent bicycle (wearing sandals adapted to SPD pedals) listening to Radio 4 podcasts.
Have a bathroom and a separate shower room, because the bathing room is unpleasant when steamy
I’m a “top fan” of my local county council on Facebook
I’ve reached Pizza Express’s gold tier. I’ve nearly banked it for another year as well with 9 months to spare. Worth it for the free kids’ meals…
I broke the self check out yesterday by presenting my Waitrose Club Card too early.
I embezzled a trust fund.
I was the number one purchaser of Saffron from my nearest Sainsburys in 2021.
I have more than one type of vinegar.
I once did my back in whilst bending over to tie my daughter’s ballet shoes.
I brought a case of wine and champagne to my parents the other day but they had so much in already that I got to bring it all home again.
I really don’t want to count the number of types of flour in my cupboard. Could be many bordering on lots.
A mate of mine was the top purchaser of paprika in his local supermarket last year 😂 he seemed very proud of it for some reason
I eat Twiglets from a bowl
My wife grew up offensively middle class and she once said “darling, youve never had quinoa?!”
Similar – My missus once got an email that she was one of the top buyers of Cheddar Cheese in Sainsbury’s where we live.
i got an email from ocado letting me know i was the top buyer in the midlands for daylesford organic olives…. i reassessed things after that😂
I can buy my favourite coffee when it’s not on offer.