
Translation from the telegram post of ButosovPlus.
“Nine”, equipped with a “nuclear warhead”, hurried to the launch lines in the Tver region to carry out the mission “to hit Washington.” But it turned into a pile of metal after an accident. Well, America is saved.
Z patriot wanted to nuke Washington, but ended up nuking snow instead
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Russian defeated by snow ❄️
Translation:
– A heap of metal. The frame deformed. The car – devyatka (9 – short for vaz 2109) is gone.
– However, Sarmat is intact. They build our rockets to last. She endured field testing. Sarmat is intact, but devyatka’s gone
Too much hate and vodka and too little brain and driving experience…..and not even able to write the letters correctly….all twisted in Cyrillic script…typical rotten country and society…just another rotten RuZZian **fascist**….
That car doesn’t look like it wouldn’t make it out of the car park without breaking down.
Sarmatski Failedski 😢
Powered by vodka, driven by morons.
Probably as far as the real ones would make it
Most Russians are terminally ill. Putin is right – only complete denazification and demilitarization of Russia can save this world.
I’m sure the Joint Chiefs of Staff breathed a collective sigh of relief when the CIA passed on news of yet another disaster for the Russians.
Thank God! Washingtonians can breathe a sigh of relief, despite appearances of still being intact, that Sarmat missile has in fact been rendered useless, all the delicate inertial navigation systems are compromised, and to top it off the fools don’t realize that it’s leaking nuclear radiation.
aha, ‘war of putin’.
Stick that *rakete* up your ass and fly above the weather, suka.
While Russians openly joke with the idea of destroying the US capitol city, plenty of Americans sympathize with their dictator. In fact, many American conservatives see this attitude as completely justified.
After all, the US is going out of it’s way to prevent Putin’s God given right to enact genocide in Ukraine. So it’s only natural that Russians normalize the idea of blasting America with nuclear bombs.