Am i a Finn yet?

by impotens

8 comments
  1. No. To become a true Finn, in addition to what’s going on in the picture, you must also have at least one open can of Karhu nearby, you must sit in a Sauna with the minimum temperature of 80°C for at least 15 minutes, and loudly yell “**PERKELE**” every five minutes.

    Then we might consider.

  2. Have you been sarcastic towards the police while drunk asf? Have you been fighting some random dude at the local grill? Have you ran – from sauna – into the lake in summer and in winter? Have you kept at least 1-2 meter distance with every stranger if it’s possible? Have you screamed out loud “vi*un hallitus!” or “verottaja prkl!” at least once? Have you talked about the current weather unnecessary amount of time with your co-workers? Have you kept your mouth shut when you actually needed to say something? Have you driven any vehicle recklessly without any destination?

  3. Seems good, only thing left is to change Velo to Denssi and you are 100% Finn🤝

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