Trump team fires back at claims that ex-president ‘smells’

by theindependentonline

48 comments
  1. I mean come on. A big fat guy like that? Of course he smells.

  2. “Trump Smells Bad,…”

    One of the worst kept secrets in Washington, New York and Florida. (Why do you think Melania looks so pissed all the time? You’d be pissed if you slept next to a fatberg, too.)

  3. With all the accusations that he wears a diaper because he’s lost control of his sphincter, I’m not surprised to hear someone saying he stinks.

    The orange greasepaint he smears all over himself has to have a smell too.

    And Kinzinger farted on tv? So what. Everyone farts and they pass. Stinking of shit constantly because you can’t control your bowels is a whole different sport.

  4. Trump smells like Depends. It depends on how close you get to him!

  5. Why would they even respond?

    Has Biden ever responded to stupid allegations like that?

  6. I think this is my favorite Trump headline of all time. Get this woman a pulitzer

  7. Reporter: “Mr. Trump, what is that awful smell?”

    Trump: “Well, it Depends.”

  8. Those who work(ed) closely with him will tell you it’s the incontinence.
    There is an odor that comes with the malady that can be quite pungent, and it is dead last on a galactically ginormous list of reasons to be put off by Donald J. Trump.

  9. People have refused to mock Trump’s absurd appearance and it’s really dumb. He hates it. He responds to it. Do it constantly.

    Trump smells and looks like shit.

  10. >“Adam Kinzinger farted on live TV and is an unemployed fraud,” the spokesperson said in a statement provided to The Independent.

    what is happening

  11. The intellectual depth of the fringe right’s politics is simply frightening.

  12. “Bloviating piece of sh*t smells bad. More at 11.”

  13. if he defends it, it is because he really does smell. fucking disgusting.

  14. He doesn’t smell; we strap him to a chair and shower him every day. Say trump aides.

  15. He already admitted he needs tic-tacs before he goes pussy grabbing.

  16. >“Adam Kinzinger farted on live TV and is an unemployed fraud,” the spokesperson said in a statement provided to The Independent. “He has disgraced his country and disrespects everyone around him because he is a sad individual who is mad about how his miserable life has turned out.”

    World-class projection.

  17. Trump definitely smells like whatever state his diaper is in.

  18. Every narcissist I’ve ever known has either had body odor or bad breath (or both), and my theory is simply that they’re narcissistic about that too. If you think you’re right about everything, why would you be concerned about your body odor or bad breath? Narcissists have no bottom.

  19. That they feel the need to defend it means it’s true.

  20. Maybe he can’t wash his ass thoroughly with his tiny hands?

  21. I am literally choking laughing at this, what is wrong with me

  22. I mean, generally people that are soaking in piss all day smell bad

  23. Wet Pamper & dirty Depends with a dash of Old Spice & Maybelline is odoriferous…

  24. He should bottle up the odor and sell
    It to the Maga. Fundraising opportunity.

  25. He lives on McDonalds, that alone makes him a smelly bastard.

  26. >When reached for comment about the accusation, a spokesperson for Mr Trump returned the insult to Mr Kinzinger.
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    >“Adam Kinzinger farted on live TV and is an unemployed fraud,” the spokesperson said in a statement provided to The Independent.
    >
    >“He has disgraced his country and disrespects everyone around him because he is a sad individual who is mad about how his miserable life has turned out.”

    This is not a denial.

  27. Mocking his appearance, mocking his smell, pointing out that he cheats at golf. This is how you get under his skin.

  28. The orange clown with the roadkill squirrel on his head smells like dirty diapers

  29. Holy shit I have something to contribute for a change. Trump used the law firm I worked at early 2000s. I rode the elevator with him more than once. Have you ever smelled ground beef that started to rot but not quite full rotten? He smells EXACTLY like that.

  30. Noel Casler was his production assistant on The Apprentice for the whole run. He claims that Trump had diapers with vapor barriers that frequently failed, and the stench was unbearable. Noel claims Trump would sometimes become enraged and evacuate his bowels on set to show his displeasure. He claims Ivanka at times would be called in to calm him and take him off set to get cleaned up because he was swimming in his own feces.

    The best boy on the crew was named Rusty, and his nickname on the set was “Wet Wipes”, the show was nicknamed “The ShitShow” by the crew. Noel has publicly dared Trump to sue him for defamation dozens of times, because that will open Trump up to discovery, and Noel will have the ability to subpoena the outtake reels from the show, proving what he’s saying. Mark Burnett has kept the tapes from the public, most likely to protect his own culpability in creating this human fecal bath of fascism.

  31. Now we know why everyone comes up to him with tears in their eyes.

  32. First Biden comment in the debates: “Don, I know you’re going to make comments about my age, or my son. But you just smell.”

  33. The fact they address this is fucking hilarious.

    This means Trump himself caught wind of this stink story.

    No PR team would even acknowledge a low blow like this, never mind make a statement.

  34. When you have to come out and say ” our candidate does not smell funny,” you’ve already lost.

    Next will be ” Mr. Trump does not wear an adult diaper.”

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