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I believe the fact that kids of today don’t know the meaning of cold in this context is known as “progress.”
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About 26 years ago (1997) my gran and her late sister took a squad of their grandweans including me to Rothesay on holiday for a week.
We were staying in a holiday rental accommodation they’d found advertised in the Evening Times or somewhere like that – t’was the days before Airbnb and booking.com! So they’d not even seen the place. Anyway, the couple who owned it were meant to be meeting us with the keys but we turn up at 2pm off the ferry… No keys. One hour later, still no keys. This was during the October holidays, so daylight was slowly fading. We were looking at 5pm… Still no keys.
A squad of weans still in primary school, we started getting bored, cauld, hungry and of course needing the toilet. These were the days before mobile phones of course too.
Away disappears Aunty Biff as we called her, and she says “Right I’ve found a toilet” so we all filed through to the back court and were confronted with a rudimentary toilet that was far less sophisticated than this complete with newspaper for toilet roll.
Eventually the people with the keys turned up.
The story does not end there.
Indeed a few days later, we were confronted by a one eyed man who harangued us for using “his” toilet and not flushing it.
Cue threats of putting his other eye out by my late great aunt and her calling him and “auld pervert” resulting in me going home and asking my parents what a “perviant” was.
So… I’m now 31. That was on the cusp of the new millennium.
So indeed the premise of your low quality and frankly, pish meme is incorrect.
Kids today DO know the meaning of cauld.
Wow, a toilet with seat! You know nothing either.
You mean you didn’t just shit in the woods when you were a kid?
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And a seat
Best to go just after someone else. Like seconds later
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I believe the fact that kids of today don’t know the meaning of cold in this context is known as “progress.”
Karma whoring account
About 26 years ago (1997) my gran and her late sister took a squad of their grandweans including me to Rothesay on holiday for a week.
We were staying in a holiday rental accommodation they’d found advertised in the Evening Times or somewhere like that – t’was the days before Airbnb and booking.com! So they’d not even seen the place. Anyway, the couple who owned it were meant to be meeting us with the keys but we turn up at 2pm off the ferry… No keys. One hour later, still no keys. This was during the October holidays, so daylight was slowly fading. We were looking at 5pm… Still no keys.
A squad of weans still in primary school, we started getting bored, cauld, hungry and of course needing the toilet. These were the days before mobile phones of course too.
Away disappears Aunty Biff as we called her, and she says “Right I’ve found a toilet” so we all filed through to the back court and were confronted with a rudimentary toilet that was far less sophisticated than this complete with newspaper for toilet roll.
Eventually the people with the keys turned up.
The story does not end there.
Indeed a few days later, we were confronted by a one eyed man who harangued us for using “his” toilet and not flushing it.
Cue threats of putting his other eye out by my late great aunt and her calling him and “auld pervert” resulting in me going home and asking my parents what a “perviant” was.
So… I’m now 31. That was on the cusp of the new millennium.
So indeed the premise of your low quality and frankly, pish meme is incorrect.
Kids today DO know the meaning of cauld.
Wow, a toilet with seat! You know nothing either.
You mean you didn’t just shit in the woods when you were a kid?
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