A GOP House member thinks his colleagues have been taped sleeping with Russian spies: ‘Next thing you know, you’re in the motel room with ’em naked’
by thisisinsider
A GOP House member thinks his colleagues have been taped sleeping with Russian spies: ‘Next thing you know, you’re in the motel room with ’em naked’
by thisisinsider
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TL;DR:
* GOP Rep. Tim Burchett said he thinks it’s likely his coworkers have been “personally compromised.”
* “Why in the world would good conservatives vote for crazy stuff?”
* Burchett was one of eight Republicans in the House who voted to oust Rep. Kevin McCarthy as speaker.
That would explain a lot.
“Why in the world would good conservatives vote for crazy stuff?”
That’s all they vote for.
So… Rep. Tim Burchett, a lawmaker from Tennessee, is compromised. That is what I got out of this interview. He probably knows a few other GOP members in the same situation.
Sleeping around outside of marriage is against the stated GOP principles of Christianity and respect for marriage.
A good way to prevent this is keep it in you pants.
If you start hearing “Tusk”, you should probably watch out.
Madison Cawthorn 2.0
Russians famously hacked the Democrats and got their emails.
Are we to believe that they didn’t do the same to Republicans? Come on.
Russia has tons of dirt on the lot of them. I’m sure that’s how they got so many to line up behind Trump.
Every accusation by a GOP is an admission. He certainly seems to know all the details of how it would be done.
You didn’t think they liked you for your personality now did you?
Russia never has disclosed their dossier on the GOP….
“Ask me how I know!”
lordy, I hope there are tapes.
Republikkkans are terrorists
Yikes. The GQP hurls a lot of shit to distract us from the bad stuff. I’m thinking if the distraction is sleeping with spies, the true story is going to be that they are completely bought.
Sounds like the best way to not get blackmailed is to not get naked.
Bets on a tape of him being taped with a Russian spy coming out?
Let’s ask Matt Gaetz
Hey Tim, thanks for the heads up, but HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS?
This sounds about right. I am pretty sure they are up to their eyes in compromise..
It’s like gang initiation rituals/hazing. The Republicans and Russians have to cross paths this way before they can go on to higher political positions.
It used to be a no-no because we couldn’t trust the other side, but now the Republicans and Russians have reached a new level of cooperation and even necessity. If they weren’t willing to go this far, then how could the other side trust them to maintain the deal? Of course, the Republicans take the submissive positions.
It’s not “next thing you know…”
I have NEVER ONCE woken up in a motel next to a Russian spy. Have some self-control.
Latvian spies are a completely different story.
That aligns with the mysterious 4th of July Moscow trip by GOP lawmakers.
Inb4
This just in: leaked audio and video of GOP Rep. Tim Burchett taking drugs and fucking hookers has leaked online. A vote to expel the Representative from the House has passed.
GOP Front running nominee is trying to under cut democracy because Russia has a copy of a tape of him and hookers peeing all over him.
That my friend is called a honeypot.
Trump got one thing right – it’s time to drain the swamp – only it’s the Republicans we need to drain, including Trump himself.
Next thing ya know, you’re exposed as a complete moron.
How can the rest of us sleep with Russian spies.
Asking for a friend.
Eight Republican senators spent the 4th of July in Moscow.
I can all but guaranteed that they would’ve been at the very least offered ‘companionship’ by top-end prostitutes courtesy of Putin. Of course I can’t speculate as to who or how many would accept it.
I know of someone living in Asia who flew to Moscow a couple of times to complete a real estate transaction with a senior government official (involving private land he personally owned in Asia) and he had a knock on his door by a gorgeous women each time offering companionship.
It makes sense as to why they are kissing Putin’s ass.
Not surprising.
Y’all remember when Rudy was ready to drop his slacks for a soviet-block hottie?
The GOP knows these are honey pots and don’t care.
There was a British minister who shared the story of his meeting with some Mi5 agents about security and he was told something like:
« Minister that 25 year old very attractive Russian woman making eyes at you in the hotel is unlikely to be genuinely attracted to you »
Sadly I think that most Republicans are so conceited that they actually would think that young ladies were into them. Witness Rudy Giuliani in the recent Borat movie.
Gee, you think? How many of his colleagues have made frequent trips to Russia?
Russia owns the GOP. Either through bribery or kompromat.
I’ve been saying the same thing since Paul Ryan resigned. I mean, who quits being second in line to the President to “spend more time with family”? There was definitely more to that story.
Remember when putin said russian prostitutes are some of the best in the world? That’s sounds like something trump would say. I wonder if putin said that as a way of showing trump he has him on tape.
Make bigger. Go.
>”Next thing you know, you’re in the motel room with ’em naked, and next thing you know, you’re about to make a key vote,” Burchett said. “And what happens? Some well-dressed person comes up and whispers in your ear, ‘Hey man, there’s tapes out on you.'”
Later:
>More than a month later, at the end of November, Burchett faced a similar vote over expelling then-Rep. George Santos.
>Days before the vote, Burchett told Business Insider that voting in favor of expelling Santos from Congress would be politically advantageous for him in large part due to Santos’ sexual orientation.
>”I mean, people don’t like the fact he’s gay,” Burchett said.
>A few short days later, he voted against expelling the embattled former New York legislator.
Fuckin’ really!?
Is he telling on himself?
Report to FBI, please. We can’t do shit about it.
I just ‘accidentally’ tripped, fell into this questionable hotel room, and mystically my clothes fell off!
Those damn Democrats and their magic!
/s
(Just in case!)
“Next thing you know…” seems to skip a few steps of responsibility.
“I went to a bar, minding my own business with a cocktail, – next thing you know I’m snorting cat tranquilizer off a Russian hooker’s ass and selling U.S. military secrets.”
This seems to happen to me as well whenever an attractive girl give me attention. One thing leads to another… and before you know it, I’m voting for crazy legislation.
The entire GOP party has been compromised.
“Honest officer. I didn’t know she was only 14.”
“No worries, Mr. Gaetz. The C I A is well aware of it.”
If it’s a Russian or Trump hotel I’m sure someone’s recording.
Greed is a great motivator but blackmail works much better.
If people doubt Russians have the GoP, or at least a chunk of them, in their pocket, I have a bridge in Florida for sale…
I mean no shit. Wasn’t there a literal Russian honey trap in the NRA that was funneling money from Russia to Republicans?