Wales: XL Bully dog attacked its owner while he was having sex by ClassicFlavour Tags:United Kingdom 10 comments Note it doesn’t specify who, or what, the owner was having sex with… the dog was having sex and stopped for a bit to attack the owner is how my brain read this headline This is why you don’t have your dog give you a blow > The dog had attacked and bit Mr Thurston when they began having sex Evidently needs to work on his technique I’m guessing he’s not a fan of biting during sex then “The dog had attacked and bit Mr Thurston when they began having sex, leaving him with bites to his left forearm and chin. ” The writer of this article needs some stylistic intervention, specifically on the topic of unclear antecedents. (I hope.) My missus bites me during sex, you don’t see me running off to the papers. I don’t understand how the dog was able to have sex and attack the owner at the same time unless…… “The order was granted due to ‘significant safeguarding concerns’ over the dog with four young children in the household” Shocking! …Where do they find time to have sex after a day with 4 kids. Asking for a friend. I know dogs are property and all, but there is something really dehumanising about using the term ‘destroyed’ than ‘euthanised’. Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
> The dog had attacked and bit Mr Thurston when they began having sex Evidently needs to work on his technique
“The dog had attacked and bit Mr Thurston when they began having sex, leaving him with bites to his left forearm and chin. ” The writer of this article needs some stylistic intervention, specifically on the topic of unclear antecedents. (I hope.)
“The order was granted due to ‘significant safeguarding concerns’ over the dog with four young children in the household” Shocking! …Where do they find time to have sex after a day with 4 kids. Asking for a friend.
I know dogs are property and all, but there is something really dehumanising about using the term ‘destroyed’ than ‘euthanised’.
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Note it doesn’t specify who, or what, the owner was having sex with…
the dog was having sex and stopped for a bit to attack the owner is how my brain read this headline
This is why you don’t have your dog give you a blow
> The dog had attacked and bit Mr Thurston when they began having sex
Evidently needs to work on his technique
I’m guessing he’s not a fan of biting during sex then
“The dog had attacked and bit Mr Thurston when they began having sex, leaving him with bites to his left forearm and chin. ”
The writer of this article needs some stylistic intervention, specifically on the topic of unclear antecedents.
(I hope.)
My missus bites me during sex, you don’t see me running off to the papers.
I don’t understand how the dog was able to have sex and attack the owner at the same time unless……
“The order was granted due to ‘significant safeguarding concerns’ over the dog with four young children in the household”
Shocking!
…Where do they find time to have sex after a day with 4 kids. Asking for a friend.
I know dogs are property and all, but there is something really dehumanising about using the term ‘destroyed’ than ‘euthanised’.