Pavard, forcing a move out of Bayern for not wanting to play on the flank, only to end up playing on the flank at Inter

5 comments

1. He’s not playing on the plank. He plays as the right center-back in Inter’s back 3.

2. I think some of you may be making a bigger deal about this than it is.

3. Bet he’d play any role at Inter. I feel like he’s in love with us.

   And he started to hate it in Germany and wanted to fuck off. That’s my theory. Fresh out of my arse.

4. I think it was a one-off, given that our only fit RWB at the moment is Darmian. I’d love to see Bisseck give that position a try someday. Also, does anyone know when Dumfries is expected to recover?

5. Memento moment