Don’t leave it in for too long or else it will dry out.
Enjoy that ~~foreskin~~ crackling.
Feeling Yuletide and very gay
Absolute unit.
Give her what she really wants this Christmas…
Where’s the NSFW tag mush
That’s gonna be terrible. Either it won’t crackle or the meat will shrink into a salty puck. Whatever happens it’ll never not look like a penis. Merry Christmas!
I’m not having that the person who tied that up didn’t know what they were doing.
OnlyHams.
Nice hog 👍
r/mildlypenis is all over this
Ribbed for extra pleasure, I see.
With a sweet sticky glaze 😂😂😂
Has anyone seen The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover?
You have lucked out there mate. They have accidentally packed a Tesco Finest Pig Penis in Chastity for you.
Beautiful
That’s a big piece of meat
Limp.
‘Anything a lil less penisey? No all I have left is the giant penis Im afraid’
/r/dildont
Mmm.. space weevil.
I think you’ve won the casual UK best Christmas dinner post for 2023
I can’t stop looking at it
Oh my 🙈🤣
If I had a job putting the thing around these I would make EVERY SINGE ONE look as much like a penis as possible
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Kinky.
Wow. Don’t Let the Bells End
Everything’s a dildo if your brave enough.
Schlong
Don’t leave it in for too long or else it will dry out.
Enjoy that ~~foreskin~~ crackling.
Feeling Yuletide and very gay
Absolute unit.
Give her what she really wants this Christmas…
Where’s the NSFW tag mush
That’s gonna be terrible. Either it won’t crackle or the meat will shrink into a salty puck. Whatever happens it’ll never not look like a penis. Merry Christmas!
I’m not having that the person who tied that up didn’t know what they were doing.
OnlyHams.
Nice hog 👍
r/mildlypenis is all over this
Ribbed for extra pleasure, I see.
With a sweet sticky glaze 😂😂😂
Has anyone seen The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover?
You have lucked out there mate. They have accidentally packed a Tesco Finest Pig Penis in Chastity for you.
Beautiful
That’s a big piece of meat
Limp.
‘Anything a lil less penisey? No all I have left is the giant penis Im afraid’
/r/dildont
Mmm.. space weevil.
I think you’ve won the casual UK best Christmas dinner post for 2023
I can’t stop looking at it
Oh my 🙈🤣
If I had a job putting the thing around these I would make EVERY SINGE ONE look as much like a penis as possible
*nothing sexual*
Oooooh matron!
r/mildlypenis