At least twice a year, we get more chocolate than we know what to do with. And this is only a small selection!
by phizzlek
At least twice a year, we get more chocolate than we know what to do with. And this is only a small selection!
by phizzlek
30 comments
Yeah looks good in theory but I bet you soon get sick of looking at them
I never knew cats could be primary school teachers. Looks real proud of themselves for the haul
The perks/ the dangers to the waistline.
I see mostly a perk.
I got fuck all as a secondary school teacher
Why do they always sit on a box/envelope/bag…?
Who’s giving away Cats?
Very good choice to match the sofa to the cat. Must save a lot of hoovering.
I used to be a bin man, that’s nothing😂
We?
Its payment for all the bits of paper and laminating you have to help cut out in the evenings
I am pleased to see the cat has a nail file. Gotta keep those human education tools tiptop
Finish at 3:30, 6 weeks off every summer and more chocolate than I can eat!? Sign me up
My daughter works at a posh nursery and I love end of school year/Christmas as there’s more choc/biscuits/treats and prosecco than she knows what to do with (besides share with the ole mothership)
Enjoy the diabetes
I’m in the same position. Every Christmas and end of year I get my yearly supply of Ferraro Roche’s because she doesn’t like them.
Cats are having to work as teachers now?
Beware, one of these boxes is poisonous
That’s a very smart cat.
That’s one attractive pussy.
You have my cat….
(Siberian forest?)
You’ll be getting divorced soon and marrying a diabetes doctor at this rate
Same for lollipop men/ladies, the guy at our kids school had 7 tubs of quality street next to him by the time we rocked up with ours lol
Everyone knows there’s no such thing as too much chocolate.
Cat cat cat cat
I miss my cat man
You got a good guy there
The downside is at the end of the school year you’ll be overrun with “Number One Teacher” mugs….
….. we’ve got 4
I used to be a teaching assistant and I miss this. Now I have to buy my own Christmas chocolate and for my lo’s teachers.
As a community we’ve also given the driver of the school bus enough chocolate to induce him into a diabetic coma!
All that chocolate and unlimited crayons.
Livin’ the dream.
Weirdly, working as a dental nurse, the dentist/ the practice gets gifted loads of chocolates, booze and home made cakes.
I have a friend who’s a primary school teacher and every year they do a lesson in which they have the kids discuss and write about the best and worst presents they’ve ever received.
They also use this lesson as cover to talk about what presents they like and dislike so the kids’ parents will be informed.