[Ad in question](https://twitter.com/ProjectLincoln/status/1738662151869317174); humorous as it is, I gotta admit: politics are getting a bit more ridiculous. There are so many better things to criticize Trump and his godawful administration on—but it is funny that the guy apparently smells like Bigfoot’s taint
The smell is most likely coming from his adult diaper
I feel another grift coming up
“Enter for a chance to win a trip to smell Trump and prove libs wrong”
*$3000 per entry, prize may be substituted with a perfumed piece of cloth
I’ve also read that Trump often has white film/residue that collects in the corners of his lips. He’s revolting in all aspects.
Smell anyting like rotten eggs?
> The devil who deceived them was thrown into the lake of fire and *sulfur*, where the beast and the false prophet are also. – Revelation 20:10
This is gonna drive him nuts. “Fake news! Many people tell me I’m the best smelling president.”
smell is probably emanating from that sweaty gut crease.
Ah, yes, The Lincoln Project.
Well, George Conway does know how to get under the skin of the Cheeto quite effectively. Even now that he’s been off the PAC, that same “make it personal, not just political” approach he inspired hasn’t gone.
That’s what happens when a casually miserable marriage is brought to ruin in part by Orange Julius Treasoner and his campaign/admin.
Nothing unhinges the bastard like going after his vanity. That’s why most of the cultists readily accepted the weigh-in for booking at Fulton County, was Trump and not Patrick Mahomes. As the numbers were spot on for an NFL player. You know, like Trump is. /s
12 diet cokes a day. That’s 12 X 40mg Sodium
Breakfast:
A McDonald’s Egg McMuffin and two 12 ounce powdered hot chocolates. ~1200 calories
Rarely eats until….
Dinner:
“a full McDonald’s dinner of two Big Macs, two Filet-O-Fish sandwiches, and a small chocolate shake – a total of 2,430 calories.” -Corey Lewandowski
That’s daily.
That rotting smell coming off of him is 70% McSweat.
Everyone is laughing at him behind his back, we’re all talking about how bad he smells and how he’s such a loser.
Jingle bells, trump sure smells
Trump; The leader we need for a New World Odor.
Trump is a so-called billionaire. He loves fast food. McDonalds, and KFC 5 times a day are bound to give him the shits.
Why doesn’t he just hire someone to change his diaper 5 times a day? There are thousands, perhaps millions of maga Republicans that would love the job.
what does fox say about the smell? they’ve shared the same bucket of lies/💩for ever!
So he actually smells? This isn’t a metaphorical thing?
I don’t often feel sympathy for Melania, but can you imagine? Does she ever share his bed? I would move back to Slovenia, girl.
I’m adding “Stinky D” to his list of nicknames
“Well that’s obviously not true. I get people telling me all the time how much they admire my smell; they say “Mr. President, I never realized what the scent of virtue and truth was until I met you”. Really a perfect personal odor, many people have said this not just me. It’s a shame that lying Joe Biden is so jealous of me that he pays his operatives to spread these vile rumors.” /s
I can’t believe somebody finally came up with something that was going to upset Trump more than people knowing he doesn’t have money but God bless Adam Kinzinger!!! Knowing how much Trump is seething EVERY SECOND OF THE DAY right now, particularly during Christmas, is like 5 Christmases to me!!!
Merry Christmas everyone!! 🎅
“The crooked Biden crime family and liberal news media, fake news I call it, have resorted to a new lie to attack your favorite president. They lie because they can’t beat me, I’m way ahead in the polls by A LOT from the standpoint of polling with regards to numbers. They now say I smell. Yes I do. I smell of winning quite frankly. And now, you can too! I am selling my bathing water for the low price of $100 per ounce, to help with the legal expenses I am incurring from the horrible cases that the corrupt Department of Injustice has brought against me. Its very terrible what the are doing with Law. I know it and you know it. SAD! So order my Trump bath water today! It may look like orange juice, but please don’t drink it. Or you can. Its like Jesus really. My bathwater is the blood of Trump. Maybe, who knows, I can sell my body too. End the war on Christmas too” –
Some will say this is too mean and I say, it’s about goddamn time.
They say I smell. I smelll. You believe that? Smell like no one’s ever smelled before. I don’t even know what that means.
I had an uncle who smelled. Big guy. GREAT guy Very smart. But he smelled like a dog. Just like a dog.
Had a general, one of the few remaining good ones sadly. But really, I had a four star general tell me, “Sir, you smell like a war zone.”
I wonder if other presidents ever smelled this strong? Maybe we should dig up LINGkinnn. Who do you think is stronger? I think I might be. I COULD be.
But, look. You want a strong president, right?
Strong. So strong.
I can’t believe this attack is what’s actually landing.
Sexual assault? Fraud? Xenophobia? Insurrection? Literally stealing/losing national security secrets? All with documented proof? Yawn.
A couple people saying he stinks? Real shit.
Not that I’m complaining, I’m glad something is sticking but…seriously?
Also, his spokesperson always sounds like a mean 16yo girl.
So maybe those stories of grown men getting tears in their eyes when they meet him are true?
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[Ad in question](https://twitter.com/ProjectLincoln/status/1738662151869317174); humorous as it is, I gotta admit: politics are getting a bit more ridiculous. There are so many better things to criticize Trump and his godawful administration on—but it is funny that the guy apparently smells like Bigfoot’s taint
This is the way to unnerve him
He smells like treason and rot.
Rotting from the inside. Festering Fool
“Smells like Treason Spirit”
https://tenor.com/bqJDk.gif
the smell is contagious, apparently.
The smell is most likely coming from his adult diaper
I feel another grift coming up
“Enter for a chance to win a trip to smell Trump and prove libs wrong”
*$3000 per entry, prize may be substituted with a perfumed piece of cloth
I’ve also read that Trump often has white film/residue that collects in the corners of his lips. He’s revolting in all aspects.
Smell anyting like rotten eggs?
> The devil who deceived them was thrown into the lake of fire and *sulfur*, where the beast and the false prophet are also. – Revelation 20:10
This is gonna drive him nuts. “Fake news! Many people tell me I’m the best smelling president.”
smell is probably emanating from that sweaty gut crease.
Ah, yes, The Lincoln Project.
Well, George Conway does know how to get under the skin of the Cheeto quite effectively. Even now that he’s been off the PAC, that same “make it personal, not just political” approach he inspired hasn’t gone.
That’s what happens when a casually miserable marriage is brought to ruin in part by Orange Julius Treasoner and his campaign/admin.
Nothing unhinges the bastard like going after his vanity. That’s why most of the cultists readily accepted the weigh-in for booking at Fulton County, was Trump and not Patrick Mahomes. As the numbers were spot on for an NFL player. You know, like Trump is. /s
12 diet cokes a day. That’s 12 X 40mg Sodium
Breakfast:
A McDonald’s Egg McMuffin and two 12 ounce powdered hot chocolates. ~1200 calories
Rarely eats until….
Dinner:
“a full McDonald’s dinner of two Big Macs, two Filet-O-Fish sandwiches, and a small chocolate shake – a total of 2,430 calories.” -Corey Lewandowski
That’s daily.
That rotting smell coming off of him is 70% McSweat.
Everyone is laughing at him behind his back, we’re all talking about how bad he smells and how he’s such a loser.
Jingle bells, trump sure smells
Trump; The leader we need for a New World Odor.
Trump is a so-called billionaire. He loves fast food. McDonalds, and KFC 5 times a day are bound to give him the shits.
Why doesn’t he just hire someone to change his diaper 5 times a day? There are thousands, perhaps millions of maga Republicans that would love the job.
what does fox say about the smell? they’ve shared the same bucket of lies/💩for ever!
So he actually smells? This isn’t a metaphorical thing?
I don’t often feel sympathy for Melania, but can you imagine? Does she ever share his bed? I would move back to Slovenia, girl.
I’m adding “Stinky D” to his list of nicknames
“Well that’s obviously not true. I get people telling me all the time how much they admire my smell; they say “Mr. President, I never realized what the scent of virtue and truth was until I met you”. Really a perfect personal odor, many people have said this not just me. It’s a shame that lying Joe Biden is so jealous of me that he pays his operatives to spread these vile rumors.” /s
I can’t believe somebody finally came up with something that was going to upset Trump more than people knowing he doesn’t have money but God bless Adam Kinzinger!!! Knowing how much Trump is seething EVERY SECOND OF THE DAY right now, particularly during Christmas, is like 5 Christmases to me!!!
Merry Christmas everyone!! 🎅
“The crooked Biden crime family and liberal news media, fake news I call it, have resorted to a new lie to attack your favorite president. They lie because they can’t beat me, I’m way ahead in the polls by A LOT from the standpoint of polling with regards to numbers. They now say I smell. Yes I do. I smell of winning quite frankly. And now, you can too! I am selling my bathing water for the low price of $100 per ounce, to help with the legal expenses I am incurring from the horrible cases that the corrupt Department of Injustice has brought against me. Its very terrible what the are doing with Law. I know it and you know it. SAD! So order my Trump bath water today! It may look like orange juice, but please don’t drink it. Or you can. Its like Jesus really. My bathwater is the blood of Trump. Maybe, who knows, I can sell my body too. End the war on Christmas too” –
Some will say this is too mean and I say, it’s about goddamn time.
They say I smell. I smelll. You believe that? Smell like no one’s ever smelled before. I don’t even know what that means.
I had an uncle who smelled. Big guy. GREAT guy Very smart. But he smelled like a dog. Just like a dog.
Had a general, one of the few remaining good ones sadly. But really, I had a four star general tell me, “Sir, you smell like a war zone.”
I wonder if other presidents ever smelled this strong? Maybe we should dig up LINGkinnn. Who do you think is stronger? I think I might be. I COULD be.
But, look. You want a strong president, right?
Strong. So strong.
I can’t believe this attack is what’s actually landing.
Sexual assault? Fraud? Xenophobia? Insurrection? Literally stealing/losing national security secrets? All with documented proof? Yawn.
A couple people saying he stinks? Real shit.
Not that I’m complaining, I’m glad something is sticking but…seriously?
Also, his spokesperson always sounds like a mean 16yo girl.
So maybe those stories of grown men getting tears in their eyes when they meet him are true?