Spotted in York earlier

by ToffeeAppleCider

35 comments
  1. Cats are far too bony; you need one per person, and getting them all on the oven at once is a nightmare.

  2. This is like going “If you wouldn’t shag your granddad, why shag your wife?”

  3. Why wouldn’t I eat a turkey?? It is made of food.

  4. They’re right. I wouldn’t eat my cat.

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    But I might eat someone else’s…if it’s nice and plump.

  5. There’s nothing better than a bucket of Unlucky Fried Kitten.

  6. General rule is eat the meat of herbivores and not meat of carnivores. I’m sure there’s exceptions though, but i wouldn’t eat a cat.

  7. instead of meat i eat veggies and pussy, like them both fresh like them both juicy,

    (yes that is a real opening to a song)

  8. Tbf my cats are pricks, if i was that down on my luck i would eat one of them no hesitation. Theyve lived good lives, and they would eat me 🤷‍♀️

  9. These vegan ads and their false equivalents make them deserve the laughing stock reputation they’ve earned.

  10. Cats taste feckin rough 🤢🤮🤦 turkey tastes gooood 😋😋👍

  11. Has someone thrown their KFC remain on the ground in front of the poster?

  12. I can stroke a cat, it keeps pests at bay and it doesn’t make an annoying gobble noise.

  13. You wouldn’t kill a policeman, and then eat his helmet

  14. Its very simple really. You see one is a turkey and one is my cat

  15. I’d possibly rather eat a cat than turkey, such a disappointing meat.

  16. If you won’t eat the flowers your husband bought you, why eat a carrot?

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