Looks pretty self explanatory, though I don’t know what it does. Are there many people in the room or few people in the room? Or is there nobody in the room? Select accordingly
Thermostat I imagine
I am guessing it is for the water heater.
Thermostat
Never seen it, but I would guess it adjusts the air circulation based on how many breathing humans are present.
Population upgrade button 🥲
I have never seen a switch like that but I assume it is a ventilation switch. The more people you have in the apartment the more efficient ventilation is needed.
It is orgybutton. Neighbours come over for an orgy if you leave it to that position. That is how i met my neighbours. Very nice couple, retired a decade ago.
1. Are you freezing to death outside?
2. Are you dying alone?
3. Do you fill the void inside with meaningless parties, drugs and alcohol?
Choose here the level of depression before calling someone on intercom and self reflect while being ignored.
You can control the amount of people in your house. Remember to always set it to 0 people before you leave the house, otherwise you’ll be stuck there.
When you are away, on your self, or when you get your shit to gether and have family
No one is home. You are home. Sauna time.
Guests inviter.
You want three guests to show up to your house party? This device got you covered.
Its a long legged chicken generator. Quite common in Finland.
your option is for gangbang
It’s the social distancing device. Switch to the right when too many people in the house and it’ll release bad smelling gas.
This is how you inform the secret police how many suspects you see and where do you see them.
As someone who’s never been to Finland or knows nothing about Finland please allow me to explain.
The option on the far left is for your heating when out of the house, the middle is for when you are in the house and the right is for when you have guests.
I hope this was helpful.
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Looks pretty self explanatory, though I don’t know what it does. Are there many people in the room or few people in the room? Or is there nobody in the room? Select accordingly
Thermostat I imagine
I am guessing it is for the water heater.
Thermostat
Never seen it, but I would guess it adjusts the air circulation based on how many breathing humans are present.
Population upgrade button 🥲
I have never seen a switch like that but I assume it is a ventilation switch. The more people you have in the apartment the more efficient ventilation is needed.
It is orgybutton. Neighbours come over for an orgy if you leave it to that position. That is how i met my neighbours. Very nice couple, retired a decade ago.
1. Are you freezing to death outside?
2. Are you dying alone?
3. Do you fill the void inside with meaningless parties, drugs and alcohol?
Choose here the level of depression before calling someone on intercom and self reflect while being ignored.
You can control the amount of people in your house. Remember to always set it to 0 people before you leave the house, otherwise you’ll be stuck there.
When you are away, on your self, or when you get your shit to gether and have family
No one is home. You are home. Sauna time.
Guests inviter.
You want three guests to show up to your house party? This device got you covered.
Its a long legged chicken generator. Quite common in Finland.
your option is for gangbang
It’s the social distancing device. Switch to the right when too many people in the house and it’ll release bad smelling gas.
This is how you inform the secret police how many suspects you see and where do you see them.
As someone who’s never been to Finland or knows nothing about Finland please allow me to explain.
The option on the far left is for your heating when out of the house, the middle is for when you are in the house and the right is for when you have guests.
I hope this was helpful.