My daughter put her Xmas present to me under the tree today. It appears to be two Terry’s chocolate oranges and a Toblerone… I hope!

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1. I’d get some batteries in anyway. (Just in case)

2. Girls got some wrapping skills

3. “two Terry’s chocolate oranges and a Toblerone” Oh, that’s the dogs bollox as a present!

4. That’s nuts!

5. She’s not *dicking* around, top tier wrapping.

6. It’s Sammy the Snake!

7. That’s a rocket mate.

8. I’m not a smart man but that’s a penis.

9. Well if you don’t like it least you can go fuck yourself 🤣🤣

10. Don’t chocolate orange come in a square box ..?

    Batteries on standby mate

11. That’s the most British wrapping job I’ve ever seen. You’ve raised her right…

12. 🤣🤣

13. 😂 imagine the shock when you unwrap only to find 2 oranges and a cucumber 🥒 😂

14. Christmas is coming!

15. 😆 🤣 😂

16. If it’s labeled ‘To Mom’ you need to step your game up dude

17. Ribbed for your pleasure!

18. Man it looks so big and nice delicious
    Imagine having such but chocolate balls like that…😆

19. (Gud)

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21. Second penis-related post I’ve seen today – [this was the other one!](https://old.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/18pr6up/maple_bourbon_penis_for_lunch_then_cheers_tesco/)

22. When your present is bigger

23. Don’t grab it unless you’ve got one ready

24. Don’t go driving off to Cardiff barefoot tomorrow

25. I think your daughter may have stolen Rasputin’s pee pee.