I happen to have gotten my hands on a secret Kremlin transcript of the investigation. As a courtesy to this community, I have translated it into English.
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Shoigu: Supreme Commander, we have intercepted a transmission broadcast on open frequencies, appearing to originate from across the front lines of the special operation.
Putin: What is it?
Shoigu: It appears to be intended for us. The message reads simply, “A single Ukrainian infantryman is more than a match for an Su-34.”
Putin: What?? Have the broadcast source triangulated and send in an airstrike.
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Shoigu: Supreme Commander, I have the results of that strike on the unknown radio source.
Putin: Go ahead.
Shoigu: Supreme Commander… I don’t know how to express this. We lost contact and the strike plane we sent never returned.
Putin: That’s it? No radio contact whatsoever?
Shoigu: Well…
Putin: Out with it!
Shoigu: We did get another clear text voice transmission from the Ukrainian side, same as before.
Putin: Same message?
Shoigu: Yes except this time it said, “A single Ukrainian infantryman is more than a match for 2 Su-34s.”
Putin: Those arrogant bastards. Send another strike but this time with backup.
Shoigu: Yes, Supreme Commander.
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Putin: By the way have we head back from that one airstrike? The one against that pesky radio position?
Shoigu: Actually, yes, Supreme Commander.
Putin: Better news this time I trust?
Shoigu: I wish I could say so, Supreme Commander, but it was the same. We lost radio contact with both Su-34s. But we did get a third message, this time saying, “A single Ukrainian infantryman is more than a match for 4 Su-34s.”
Putin: Those fuckers. Okay I have an idea…
Shoigu: Oh Christ.
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At this point the transcript ends. It is possible that this incredible intelligence is so fresh that the conversation is still going on even now as I post this comment.
They had better hope they find it before it finds them.
Send some more jets, perhaps the trick is to let them shoot down more
Guys, sorry, it was me! I was playing around with my slingshot and accidentally downed them
They should probably send more SU-34s to investigate.
It was Rudolph
Send more planes to have a look, its the only way
Is it possible that the Ukrainians moved a Patriot system to the southern front? I didn’t know that they had more than the one protecting Kyiv.
In a perfect world, Russia sends out a pair of SU-57s to “hunt the threat” and Russia’s “5th Gen” fighters absolutely get their dicks smashed into the dirt.
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Is work of moose and squirrel!
The pilots stepped out of the cockpit for a smoke-break.
While still flying the plane.
The planes landed as intended. Nothing to see here, it’s Nazi propaganda.
They already tried to hunt with one SU30 and one SU34 yesterday.
They should try to hunt their own AA which downed other RAF SU before.
C’mon, ruskies don’t be pussies and hunt closer to the front line…
Correction, it is now 4 su-34
It’s probably using another Su-34 to hunt.
They should send more planes to look
I mean the systematic work of the Russian air defense shouldn’t be underestimated.
Maybe it was a Pantsir-S1 like this one here:
https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/xphu8a/russian_pantsir_s1_air_defense_system/
The video was found on the phone of a deceased Russian soldier.
The new F16 anti-air weapon system
I happen to have gotten my hands on a secret Kremlin transcript of the investigation. As a courtesy to this community, I have translated it into English.
​
Shoigu: Supreme Commander, we have intercepted a transmission broadcast on open frequencies, appearing to originate from across the front lines of the special operation.
Putin: What is it?
Shoigu: It appears to be intended for us. The message reads simply, “A single Ukrainian infantryman is more than a match for an Su-34.”
Putin: What?? Have the broadcast source triangulated and send in an airstrike.
​
[SEVERAL PAGES REDACTED]
​
Shoigu: Supreme Commander, I have the results of that strike on the unknown radio source.
Putin: Go ahead.
Shoigu: Supreme Commander… I don’t know how to express this. We lost contact and the strike plane we sent never returned.
Putin: That’s it? No radio contact whatsoever?
Shoigu: Well…
Putin: Out with it!
Shoigu: We did get another clear text voice transmission from the Ukrainian side, same as before.
Putin: Same message?
Shoigu: Yes except this time it said, “A single Ukrainian infantryman is more than a match for 2 Su-34s.”
Putin: Those arrogant bastards. Send another strike but this time with backup.
Shoigu: Yes, Supreme Commander.
​
[SEVERAL PAGES REDACTED]
​
Putin: By the way have we head back from that one airstrike? The one against that pesky radio position?
Shoigu: Actually, yes, Supreme Commander.
Putin: Better news this time I trust?
Shoigu: I wish I could say so, Supreme Commander, but it was the same. We lost radio contact with both Su-34s. But we did get a third message, this time saying, “A single Ukrainian infantryman is more than a match for 4 Su-34s.”
Putin: Those fuckers. Okay I have an idea…
Shoigu: Oh Christ.
​
At this point the transcript ends. It is possible that this incredible intelligence is so fresh that the conversation is still going on even now as I post this comment.
They had better hope they find it before it finds them.
Send some more jets, perhaps the trick is to let them shoot down more
Guys, sorry, it was me! I was playing around with my slingshot and accidentally downed them
They should probably send more SU-34s to investigate.
It was Rudolph
Send more planes to have a look, its the only way
Is it possible that the Ukrainians moved a Patriot system to the southern front? I didn’t know that they had more than the one protecting Kyiv.
In a perfect world, Russia sends out a pair of SU-57s to “hunt the threat” and Russia’s “5th Gen” fighters absolutely get their dicks smashed into the dirt.
Would be too soon for F16’s?
A Patriot system? [Good luck](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1IDWhSHgS-U&t=1118s) with that lmao
It’s the F-16. 🤫