“Stinky” Trump should pray for a stronger deodorant.
That dude is so. Orange.
The most humble man in the world
I pray he rids himself of that body odor the smelly bastard.
I pray that God will give Trump everything he deserves, as soon as possible!
What a loser.
Shitler doing Shitler things.
So, from where I sit, I have been praying for something a wee bit different…
“In his annual holiday message, Donald Trump wished people a merry Christmas and asked God for “strength” in the year ahead in the hopes of winning the 2024 presidential election.
“We ask God to guide us, give us strength, and watch over us in this pivotal year ahead,” Mr Trump said in a roughly one-minute-long video posted to his Truth Social account on Christmas Eve.”
What the actual fuck?
Not once in his 77 years has he learned that Christmas is about giving and kindness.
He can barely read the Bible. The evangalists riding his mushroom penis is insane. Though they are just using a useful idiot, which is what he is.
Can’t this asshole just say merry Christmas?
P01135809 AKA Stinky prays on Christmas. For himself.
Praying…
“it’s either this or jail…please God”
If he does win he will claim God made it happen and that he is entitled to be dictator by divine right.
As a reminder, Donald Trump set these topics as allowed/disallowed in advance of being roasted:
ALLOWED: Jokes about Trump’s hair
ALLOWED: Jokes about Trump’s wife Melania (and his two previous marriages)
ALLOWED: Jokes about Trump having sex with models
ALLOWED: Jokes about the failure of Trump Steaks, Trump Water, Trump Cologne, and other Trump products
ALLOWED: Jokes about Trump’s failed casinos
ALLOWED: Jokes about how Trump only became successful thanks to his wealthy father
ALLOWED: Jokes about Trump’s weight
ALLOWED: Jokes about Trump being attracted to his daughter Ivanka
NOT ALLOWED: Any joke that suggests Trump is not actually as wealthy as he claims to be
Narcissists are gonna narcissist
Awwww bless his moldy diaper.
So what, he prays for his campaign; a 21st century issue, I guess.
Two Corinthians
He is a genuinely awful human being, just despicable
I pray trump gets raped in prison a bunch.
The prayer?
“Dear God,
Please make better Depends.
Love Donald Dump”
Fall in a landfill, you destroyed this country
Bless his heart
Who did Trump pray to? The man is a Godless maniac.
I prayed that he would be in prison before the election.
Of course he publicly leads a Christmas prayer for success for himself! It’s everyone else who’s selfish!
stinky fascist narcissist loser
I wonder what “god” thinks of Trump’s political request. This makes me chuckle.
It’s beginning to smell a lot like shitmas.
He really does smell weird though.
Prayers will be answered… most of America is fed up with Bidens BS
Jesus responded, “get behind me Satan”.
Most other people are praying that he’s in jail soon.
Someone has to
It would be nice if we all sent him the little pine tree deodorants for cars. Maybe that would help the odor problem.
Christmas is all about the orange Hitler for the idiot.
Lmfao the Antichrist prays.
Christmas was cancelled in Bethlehem. Trump is the Anti-Christ. God is dead.
No empathy, no sympathy, no humility, no humanity, no compassion, no respect, no kindness, and no tact. MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Like any righteous god would ever answer this LOSER’S prayers.
Jesus shrugged and shook his head still in disbelief that even on his birthday this motherfucker still can only think of himself.
All I want for Christmas is for him to go to jail.
Trump believes in God about as much as he believes in democracy.
This isn’t new. He done similar even when he was in office.
The man is an asshole, and so are the people who support him.
Please stop talking about him and giving him a venue.
“Anybody who prays for someone else instead of himself is a loser and a sucker!” – Cheeto Benito
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“Stinky” Trump should pray for a stronger deodorant.
That dude is so. Orange.
The most humble man in the world
I pray he rids himself of that body odor the smelly bastard.
I pray that God will give Trump everything he deserves, as soon as possible!
What a loser.
Shitler doing Shitler things.
So, from where I sit, I have been praying for something a wee bit different…
“In his annual holiday message, Donald Trump wished people a merry Christmas and asked God for “strength” in the year ahead in the hopes of winning the 2024 presidential election.
“We ask God to guide us, give us strength, and watch over us in this pivotal year ahead,” Mr Trump said in a roughly one-minute-long video posted to his Truth Social account on Christmas Eve.”
What the actual fuck?
Not once in his 77 years has he learned that Christmas is about giving and kindness.
He can barely read the Bible. The evangalists riding his mushroom penis is insane. Though they are just using a useful idiot, which is what he is.
Can’t this asshole just say merry Christmas?
P01135809 AKA Stinky prays on Christmas. For himself.
Praying…
“it’s either this or jail…please God”
If he does win he will claim God made it happen and that he is entitled to be dictator by divine right.
As a reminder, Donald Trump set these topics as allowed/disallowed in advance of being roasted:
ALLOWED: Jokes about Trump’s hair
ALLOWED: Jokes about Trump’s wife Melania (and his two previous marriages)
ALLOWED: Jokes about Trump having sex with models
ALLOWED: Jokes about the failure of Trump Steaks, Trump Water, Trump Cologne, and other Trump products
ALLOWED: Jokes about Trump’s failed casinos
ALLOWED: Jokes about how Trump only became successful thanks to his wealthy father
ALLOWED: Jokes about Trump’s weight
ALLOWED: Jokes about Trump being attracted to his daughter Ivanka
NOT ALLOWED: Any joke that suggests Trump is not actually as wealthy as he claims to be
Narcissists are gonna narcissist
Awwww bless his moldy diaper.
So what, he prays for his campaign; a 21st century issue, I guess.
Two Corinthians
He is a genuinely awful human being, just despicable
I pray trump gets raped in prison a bunch.
The prayer?
“Dear God,
Please make better Depends.
Love Donald Dump”
Fall in a landfill, you destroyed this country
Bless his heart
Who did Trump pray to? The man is a Godless maniac.
I prayed that he would be in prison before the election.
Of course he publicly leads a Christmas prayer for success for himself! It’s everyone else who’s selfish!
stinky fascist narcissist loser
I wonder what “god” thinks of Trump’s political request. This makes me chuckle.
It’s beginning to smell a lot like shitmas.
He really does smell weird though.
Prayers will be answered… most of America is fed up with Bidens BS
Jesus responded, “get behind me Satan”.
Most other people are praying that he’s in jail soon.
Someone has to
It would be nice if we all sent him the little pine tree deodorants for cars. Maybe that would help the odor problem.
Christmas is all about the orange Hitler for the idiot.
Lmfao the Antichrist prays.
Christmas was cancelled in Bethlehem. Trump is the Anti-Christ. God is dead.
No empathy, no sympathy, no humility, no humanity, no compassion, no respect, no kindness, and no tact. MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Like any righteous god would ever answer this LOSER’S prayers.
Jesus shrugged and shook his head still in disbelief that even on his birthday this motherfucker still can only think of himself.
All I want for Christmas is for him to go to jail.
Trump believes in God about as much as he believes in democracy.
This isn’t new. He done similar even when he was in office.
The man is an asshole, and so are the people who support him.
Please stop talking about him and giving him a venue.
“Anybody who prays for someone else instead of himself is a loser and a sucker!” – Cheeto Benito