Wrapping my head around this one

26 comments

1. It’s bad for yer elf!

2. I do not understand at all.

3. Can I have your 🥓 please.
   Wife set the temperature on the oven BUT DIDNT TURN IT ON!
   Now going to be at least 2-2.5 hours before the turkey is cooked.

4. Printing error, wrong answer

   What did santa say to the smoker?
   Please dont smoke its bad for my ‘elf
   Who hides in a bakery at Christmas?
   A mince spy

5. That’s a very modest Christmas dinner.

6. I need a tin that makes Yorks Puds that big. Had loads when I lived in Leeds, can not find any similar in Texas.

7. Why the f is a Yorkshire pudding with a Christmas dinner if it involves turkey??

8. Wheres the turkey

9. Wrapping my head with my bare knuckles in incandescent rage why anybody would have frozen ready made Yorkshire puddings….you bastard.

   Edit. Sorry, it’s Christmas, it is a time to overreact.

10. Ah, I see sir has bought the M&S deluxe Surrealist Christmas Crackers this year.

11. Please tell me you added more gravy

12. Why’s there only a pipette drop of gravy on the stuffing and no where else

13. 😁 Anything now

14. First time I’ve ever laughed at a Christmas cracker joke

15. Add gravy or I’m downvoting

16. Oooooooh mince.

17. That’s so funny I am rolling around the floor slapped my thighs 😆😂😭😆😂😭

18. That’s hilarious, never laughed so hard at a cracker joke.

19. They meant to put ‘cock smoker’

20. “specialist subject: answering the question before last”

21. Home made or shop bought yorkies?

22. Where’s the gravy.

23. Please say that’s a starter…

24. Not really a fan of vegetables, then?

25. Anal beads for Christmas?

26. Nicholas Lyndhurst