But but But…vlad said only 1 was killed. Title should read 33 pieces of sailor missing.
And nothing of value was lost that day
Don’t forget to look under water. They must be at the bottom.
It’s raining men🎶🎵
They are probably out on some ‘special operation’.
What is the value of that ship ?
Well, depending on the time they could be in one spot or several…
check the meat markets
Only 1 person was killed. They probably went to find some hookers and Vodka and couldn’t find any so they are still wandering Chrimea.
They are just on a smoking break
What’s missing here is body bags, no bags no KIA. “Sorry Dear Comrade’s wife, mother, brother, boyfriend and offspring. You Are Not Entitled to Bags of Carrots, Onions or any other food product that we have already sold overseas” We have no record of such a name in the navy.. Try the army.
cosmonoughts. yes I spelled it that way deliberately.
They’re in geosynchronous orbit.
They are repairing that ship in bottom of harbour.
I will never know but I do wonder if one or two of them wasn’t on the ship and are now beating feet to surrender and tell everything they know
Ah yes, missing. No onions for mothers.
Yeah, but only one is dead. The Russian authorities told us that.
Check the alleys and the red light district. Source: sailor for 6 years
Ill help you find them. Let me just grab my air purifier.
For ever MIA… Ruzzians family forget about new volga…
How dare they going AWOL when shit hits the fan, there will be consequences of their actions!
In other news, the local fish population looks well-fed.
Missing? Did they see that explosion? I don’t think there’s anything left.
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My guess is they rest in pieces.
oh but they’re around
Did they search around the town?

But but But…vlad said only 1 was killed. Title should read 33 pieces of sailor missing.
And nothing of value was lost that day
Don’t forget to look under water. They must be at the bottom.
It’s raining men🎶🎵
They are probably out on some ‘special operation’.
What is the value of that ship ?
Well, depending on the time they could be in one spot or several…
check the meat markets
Only 1 person was killed. They probably went to find some hookers and Vodka and couldn’t find any so they are still wandering Chrimea.
They are just on a smoking break
What’s missing here is body bags, no bags no KIA. “Sorry Dear Comrade’s wife, mother, brother, boyfriend and offspring. You Are Not Entitled to Bags of Carrots, Onions or any other food product that we have already sold overseas” We have no record of such a name in the navy.. Try the army.
cosmonoughts. yes I spelled it that way deliberately.
They’re in geosynchronous orbit.
They are repairing that ship in bottom of harbour.
I will never know but I do wonder if one or two of them wasn’t on the ship and are now beating feet to surrender and tell everything they know
Ah yes, missing. No onions for mothers.
Yeah, but only one is dead. The Russian authorities told us that.
Check the alleys and the red light district. Source: sailor for 6 years
Ill help you find them. Let me just grab my air purifier.
For ever MIA… Ruzzians family forget about new volga…
How dare they going AWOL when shit hits the fan, there will be consequences of their actions!
In other news, the local fish population looks well-fed.
Missing? Did they see that explosion? I don’t think there’s anything left.