Of course! DHL drivers have too much time at work so they are know for abducting and killing people. Or someone ordered wine and a bottle broke. Smh
Yeah (wo)man. Strange enough, the DHL doubles as a hit-squad. Do as the Germans do: just mind your business, and don’t worry about it. Oh, also make sure you pay the proper postage fee when you send a letter! I got a pair of broken thumbs as a reminder of that.
Go, ask him. Then tell us, what he said (if he let you live that is).
DHL. They don’t ask questions if it’s an insured express parcel.
He is just doing his job!
Yes
maybe he’s just delivering the body…
I see Joe Goldberg found a job and preparing for the next season
When they ask if you can take a package for the neighbor. Just say yes.
Oh, that’s just Hotte, the most reliable parcel delivery guy you’ll ever find. Always on time, doesn’t ring & run, makes sure you’re the recipient or allowed to take the parcel and if you aren’t home he’ll take it to the *closest* pick-up place. Always authentic and nice, has a knack for knowing if you need milk or flour, even brings yeast when you need it. One of a kind guy really. Only downside is he picks a random customer as a blood sacrifice each year. Looks like we won’t have to worry about that for 11 1/2 months now, though.
Because there are very few parcels being sent after Christmas, DHL compensates by also offering mobile butcher and slaughter services. So yeah, its blood.
This sub is attracting all sort of crazies lately.
We are coming for you
Could’ve been broken bottles of Red wine in a package.
The driver, apparently, didn’t call Mr. Wolf…
Overthinking level 9000
The flooring is steel and gets rusty on the most worn down spots.
The street is wet. They walk around back there on some sort of redish brown flooring. So that’s just water making it appear wetter, redder and browner than usual.
Ahh, that’s the customer service
probably rust
I honestly love that there are no serious answers
The floor is made of presswood, with a dark brown finish. The pattern comes from dragging packages and maybe rain. srsly guys…
The picture makes it look like it’s from a video game
Yeah, literally the only possibility OP. It couldn’t be wine from a broken bottle or spilled paint- no, it’s gotta be blood. Scary stuff
Paint of the floor worn down to the red primer layer.
Ice truck killer?
Perhaps the employee who previously drove the car died of the inhumane working conditions…
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Of course! DHL drivers have too much time at work so they are know for abducting and killing people. Or someone ordered wine and a bottle broke. Smh
Yeah (wo)man. Strange enough, the DHL doubles as a hit-squad. Do as the Germans do: just mind your business, and don’t worry about it. Oh, also make sure you pay the proper postage fee when you send a letter! I got a pair of broken thumbs as a reminder of that.
Go, ask him. Then tell us, what he said (if he let you live that is).
DHL. They don’t ask questions if it’s an insured express parcel.
He is just doing his job!
Yes
maybe he’s just delivering the body…
I see Joe Goldberg found a job and preparing for the next season
When they ask if you can take a package for the neighbor. Just say yes.
Oh, that’s just Hotte, the most reliable parcel delivery guy you’ll ever find. Always on time, doesn’t ring & run, makes sure you’re the recipient or allowed to take the parcel and if you aren’t home he’ll take it to the *closest* pick-up place. Always authentic and nice, has a knack for knowing if you need milk or flour, even brings yeast when you need it. One of a kind guy really. Only downside is he picks a random customer as a blood sacrifice each year. Looks like we won’t have to worry about that for 11 1/2 months now, though.
Because there are very few parcels being sent after Christmas, DHL compensates by also offering mobile butcher and slaughter services. So yeah, its blood.
This sub is attracting all sort of crazies lately.
We are coming for you
Could’ve been broken bottles of Red wine in a package.
The driver, apparently, didn’t call Mr. Wolf…
Overthinking level 9000
The flooring is steel and gets rusty on the most worn down spots.
The street is wet. They walk around back there on some sort of redish brown flooring. So that’s just water making it appear wetter, redder and browner than usual.
Ahh, that’s the customer service
probably rust
I honestly love that there are no serious answers
The floor is made of presswood, with a dark brown finish. The pattern comes from dragging packages and maybe rain. srsly guys…
The picture makes it look like it’s from a video game
Yeah, literally the only possibility OP. It couldn’t be wine from a broken bottle or spilled paint- no, it’s gotta be blood. Scary stuff
Paint of the floor worn down to the red primer layer.
Ice truck killer?
Perhaps the employee who previously drove the car died of the inhumane working conditions…