Is that blood?? I saw this DHL track parking right next to my place and it’s scary!

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  1. Of course! DHL drivers have too much time at work so they are know for abducting and killing people. Or someone ordered wine and a bottle broke. Smh

  2. Yeah (wo)man. Strange enough, the DHL doubles as a hit-squad. Do as the Germans do: just mind your business, and don’t worry about it. Oh, also make sure you pay the proper postage fee when you send a letter! I got a pair of broken thumbs as a reminder of that.

  3. Oh, that’s just Hotte, the most reliable parcel delivery guy you’ll ever find. Always on time, doesn’t ring & run, makes sure you’re the recipient or allowed to take the parcel and if you aren’t home he’ll take it to the *closest* pick-up place. Always authentic and nice, has a knack for knowing if you need milk or flour, even brings yeast when you need it. One of a kind guy really. Only downside is he picks a random customer as a blood sacrifice each year. Looks like we won’t have to worry about that for 11 1/2 months now, though.

  4. Because there are very few parcels being sent after Christmas, DHL compensates by also offering mobile butcher and slaughter services. So yeah, its blood.

  5. The street is wet. They walk around back there on some sort of redish brown flooring. So that’s just water making it appear wetter, redder and browner than usual.

  6. The floor is made of presswood, with a dark brown finish. The pattern comes from dragging packages and maybe rain. srsly guys…

  7. Yeah, literally the only possibility OP. It couldn’t be wine from a broken bottle or spilled paint- no, it’s gotta be blood. Scary stuff

  8. Perhaps the employee who previously drove the car died of the inhumane working conditions…

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