Austria explained for Americans. by ShehrozeAkbar Tags:Europe 49 comments Missing Josef Fritzl and Wolfgang Priklopil. Where kangaroo? Glock? Nationalists this one is for you, if your identity is based on applestrudel maybe rethink something The annoying thing is that all of those foods are also Hungarian delicacies, but Austrians definitely have more of a claim to them. Are you joking… Billy Wilder comes from Poland! Nicole Kidman? Wasn’t Swarowski czech? Oh my gosh, tht artist’s name is Klimt! My mom absolutely loves him as much as she does love Frida Kahlo But Wilder was born in Sucha which is in Poland. It’s missing beer, which is better than German beer. Hate me. Ah yes, that guy. Charly Chaplin. “THAT GUY” 😂 You’ve made a mistake: All the good things/people clearly are German, while only the bad stuff is Austrian Lmao afraid to write Hitler 🤦♂️🤔 Missing as well: Thomas Muster and Friedensreich Hundertwasser Isn’t that guy named Hitler or something? Red Bull is also from Thailand though… Gotta love the name “that guy” where is I usually call him the Austrian Painter. No mention of kangaroos and koalas? Thai M150 much better I would have included a map of Australia crossed out, just to be on the safe side. Linz tourte Christopher waltz and apple strudel 💖 Can’t believe they didn’t add Ned Kelly to the list! Lol. I lived in Austria for almost two years and only got as far as Arnold Swazenneger, Mozart and Hitler. #RED BULL IS THAI YOU FUCKING THIEF. WHAT YOU DRINK IS THE DUMBER VERSION OF A REAL ENERGY DRINK. Except Mozart wasn’t Austrian. Sorry to let you down, but Americans haven’t heard of like 80% of these. Except Glock, but that’s obviously American. I thought Arnold was German my life’s been a lie Conchita Hedley! No Wittgenstein? BILLA Where’s the Salzburger Nockerl? That stuff tastes like heaven! RIP Gaston Of course Austria doesn’t want to mention the at least seven billion euros (and counting) they paid Putin for energy since the war in Ukraine started. https://www.politico.eu/article/austria-russia-vladimir-putin-alpine-fortress-ukraine/ Hedley….! Wasn’t Freud born in czech republic? Apart from the old Mozart-Hitler switcheroo, you missed basements. [(Strong recommend btw)](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hjvpwyJm89A) You forgot Schrödinger’s cat It’sa Niki Lauda!! let’s be honest. they wouldn’t recognize 3/4 s of those people. …. Big L. Nobody calls the sausages “Wiener” here. Those are Frankfurter. DAVID ALABA❤️ Where’s the Sound of Music scene of Julia Andrew’s twirling? Wait, is Falco known in the US too? Waltz aka Hans Landa Forgot about Putin, your boss “I have a very good accent for a person from Australia. We are talking English, probably you are referring to Austria”. Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
The annoying thing is that all of those foods are also Hungarian delicacies, but Austrians definitely have more of a claim to them.
Oh my gosh, tht artist’s name is Klimt! My mom absolutely loves him as much as she does love Frida Kahlo
You’ve made a mistake: All the good things/people clearly are German, while only the bad stuff is Austrian
Lol. I lived in Austria for almost two years and only got as far as Arnold Swazenneger, Mozart and Hitler.
Sorry to let you down, but Americans haven’t heard of like 80% of these. Except Glock, but that’s obviously American.
Of course Austria doesn’t want to mention the at least seven billion euros (and counting) they paid Putin for energy since the war in Ukraine started. https://www.politico.eu/article/austria-russia-vladimir-putin-alpine-fortress-ukraine/
Apart from the old Mozart-Hitler switcheroo, you missed basements. [(Strong recommend btw)](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hjvpwyJm89A)
“I have a very good accent for a person from Australia. We are talking English, probably you are referring to Austria”.
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Missing Josef Fritzl and Wolfgang Priklopil.
Where kangaroo?
Glock?
Nationalists this one is for you, if your identity is based on applestrudel maybe rethink something
The annoying thing is that all of those foods are also Hungarian delicacies, but Austrians definitely have more of a claim to them.
Are you joking… Billy Wilder comes from Poland!
Nicole Kidman?
Wasn’t Swarowski czech?
Oh my gosh, tht artist’s name is Klimt! My mom absolutely loves him as much as she does love Frida Kahlo
But Wilder was born in Sucha which is in Poland.
It’s missing beer, which is better than German beer. Hate me.
Ah yes, that guy.
Charly Chaplin.
“THAT GUY” 😂
You’ve made a mistake:
All the good things/people clearly are German, while only the bad stuff is Austrian
Lmao afraid to write Hitler 🤦♂️🤔 Missing as well: Thomas Muster and Friedensreich Hundertwasser
Isn’t that guy named Hitler or something?
Red Bull is also from Thailand though…
Gotta love the name “that guy” where is I usually call him the Austrian Painter.
No mention of kangaroos and koalas?
Thai M150 much better
I would have included a map of Australia crossed out, just to be on the safe side.
Linz tourte
Christopher waltz and apple strudel 💖
Can’t believe they didn’t add Ned Kelly to the list!
Lol. I lived in Austria for almost two years and only got as far as Arnold Swazenneger, Mozart and Hitler.
#RED BULL IS THAI YOU FUCKING THIEF. WHAT YOU DRINK IS THE DUMBER VERSION OF A REAL ENERGY DRINK.
Except Mozart wasn’t Austrian.
Sorry to let you down, but Americans haven’t heard of like 80% of these. Except Glock, but that’s obviously American.
I thought Arnold was German my life’s been a lie
Conchita
Hedley!
No Wittgenstein?
BILLA
Where’s the Salzburger Nockerl? That stuff tastes like heaven!
RIP Gaston
Of course Austria doesn’t want to mention the at least seven billion euros (and counting) they paid Putin for energy since the war in Ukraine started.
https://www.politico.eu/article/austria-russia-vladimir-putin-alpine-fortress-ukraine/
Hedley….!
Wasn’t Freud born in czech republic?
Apart from the old Mozart-Hitler switcheroo, you missed basements. [(Strong recommend btw)](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hjvpwyJm89A)
You forgot Schrödinger’s cat
It’sa Niki Lauda!!
let’s be honest. they wouldn’t recognize 3/4 s of those people. ….
Big L.
Nobody calls the sausages “Wiener” here. Those are Frankfurter.
DAVID ALABA❤️
Where’s the Sound of Music scene of Julia Andrew’s twirling?
Wait, is Falco known in the US too?
Waltz aka Hans Landa
Forgot about Putin, your boss
“I have a very good accent for a person from Australia. We are talking English, probably you are referring to Austria”.