Is there a betting pool on how many dogs and people will be attacked?
I hope the residents of Margate are given ample warning to steer clear. But at least these owners are apparently the ones who care enough about their demon hounds to not abandon them.
Haha, of course it’s Margate. That place has such a sinister vibe.
Since 2021, this breed has been responsible for more than 70 per cent of all dog-related deaths in the UK. Yet, these fucking people think it’s a good idea to have them unmuzzled. Stuff like this makes me think democracy isn’t everything it’s cracked up to be.
I hear they’re planning to have a ‘who can wank the most dogs’ competition
So, are the police going to stand by with tranquilliser guns?
Will save us a few quid by only having to put down one dog instead of hundreds.
So what do we think will happen?
1. Nobody turns up
2. People turn up but nobody brings their dogs
3. People turn up with their dogs (unmuzzled), and all is well
4. People turn up with their dogs (unmuzzled), and the dogs get aggressive, lots of blood is spilled, police come, some dogs are destroyed
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Is there a betting pool on how many dogs and people will be attacked?
I hope the residents of Margate are given ample warning to steer clear. But at least these owners are apparently the ones who care enough about their demon hounds to not abandon them.
Haha, of course it’s Margate. That place has such a sinister vibe.
Since 2021, this breed has been responsible for more than 70 per cent of all dog-related deaths in the UK. Yet, these fucking people think it’s a good idea to have them unmuzzled. Stuff like this makes me think democracy isn’t everything it’s cracked up to be.
I hear they’re planning to have a ‘who can wank the most dogs’ competition
So, are the police going to stand by with tranquilliser guns?
Will save us a few quid by only having to put down one dog instead of hundreds.
So what do we think will happen?
1. Nobody turns up
2. People turn up but nobody brings their dogs
3. People turn up with their dogs (unmuzzled), and all is well
4. People turn up with their dogs (unmuzzled), and the dogs get aggressive, lots of blood is spilled, police come, some dogs are destroyed
I don’t know which out of 1, 2, or 4 will happen
But I’m certain that number 3 will not happen