Went to a farm with the kids today. All the kids get a bucket with feed in and a couple of carrots. It quite clearly states to hand feed Simon here, because he nicks the buckets.

And yet, his pen was full of buckets. I even watched one simpleton look on in shock as the goat took the bucket out of her hand. And before you ask, she was the mom and the kid told her it would happen.

by OverdressedShingler

16 comments

  1. I suspect the logic is, “If he steals the bucket, WHAT WILL HE DO TO MY HAND!???!!!”

    And the scattered buckets make them panic.

  4. Goats are the evil geniuses of the animal kingdom – if they ever form a gang with corvids we’re history. I used to have to milk a goat at the stables I learned to ride at, she would do anything to distract me and kick the bucket over at the end – jab me with her horns, pretend to stumble off the milking stand – even suddenly bleating in alarm and looking into the middle distance at nothing.

    If they were human, they’d make a den in the bottom of a volcano and have a white persian cat as a pet.

  6. You needed that sign as proof that people are morons?

  11. As a zoo manager, I confidently agree with you that everyone is a moron especially in this sort of environments. We have numerous signs that may as well not be there… and when confronted with the fact that their continued actions will either a) kill an animal, b) kill themselves or c) kill their child, these entitled fucks are so shocked that I dare tell them to maybe stop. Ma’am this isn’t Tesco’s, I don’t care if you think my customer service appalling and my voice is assertive… your child is about meet a horrific end.

  15. > Went to a farm with the kids today.

    Just the one kid, actually

  16. I fucking hate goats. With there weird slit the other way eyes and neck bollocks. They cannot and should not be trusted! Nasty fuckers.

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