DeSantis campaign team: Why are we not doing good? I mean we tried the nazi video and everything
He’s just trying to make it seem like there’s something*worth* destroying in Florida.
I suppose the launchpads at the Kennedy Space Center have some value if we’re trying to expand international surveillance and communication, but we already have a sizeable network already in the air.
Shit, I never thought the desperation would get to him so badly…. It’s fantastic, fuck that douche.
Wait they wanted to invade Mexico and Canada and now….the Bahamas!?!?
What is going on with the conservative brain poisoning now!?
DeSantis goes full Christmas Fruitcake
Notice that DeSantis didn’t feel safe using Cuba as the villain.
DeSantis embodies the average conservative: perpetually angry at everything and everyone, oscillating wildly between whiny victimization complex and violent maniac, devoid of anything resembling pragmatic problem solving let alone any programatic approach to policy making (outside banning everything they don’t like). It is as if the entire GOP regressed to toddler stage
I am confused and I have questions.
Yet something tells me it’s probably better not to know.
Just when you thought DeSantis was a certifiable nut job, he out does himself. Bahama attacking Ft. Lauderdale. That’s made my New Year’s Eve.
DeSantis is trying to gin up a war between the Bahamas and Florida. Claiming that he’d “flatten the Bahamas in about 12 hours.” You know…with all those missiles that he thinks his new “Florida State Guard” has to wage wars.
The ole “my dad can beat up your dad” routine. This is a classic
This clown has no say what the US would do anyway!!!
Remember when people thought he was Trump but smart?
Why? It’s nice there. Good place to holiday. Makes no sense.
Oh, I think he’s just an idiot using that as a comparison to say Gaza launching rockets into Israel.
I’m starting to believe there is some kind of contest among Republicans to see who can out hate the other guy.
How about fixing the insurance crisis in FLORIduh?
We all understand that missiles shot into a sovereign country needs to be defended… but how does that explain the Republican’s stance defending Putin launching missiles into Ukraine? Do they not see they are talking out of both sides of their mouths?
Bahamas be like “wtf?”
Seriously, it’s not even good to involve the Bahamas for tourism reasons cause so many cruise ships leave from Florida
My guess is he’s gonna slowly try to demonize the Bahamas with little comments like this because Florida tourism is down. Just keep associating them with negative acts until people buy in
I can only assume he had a bad night there during his “experimentation” period in college. I mean I haven’t seen the pictures or anything, but lots of people are talking about them. All the best people.
This is so…bizarre. Like who thinks the fuckin Bahamas are going to try to attack the US? Is DeSantis really just that desperate for something to chest beat about? What a pathetic man. He might as well say he could beat a 10 year old in a fight. It’s about as relevant would have the same level of effect in making him look strong.
Even if you try to take his comment for what he meant it to mean it’s still such a colossal fail of a comparison. Just dumb dumb stuff.
All this is a diversion to keep us from asking how someone can lay dieing outside his office for more than 20 minutes and nobody notices.
Legend says that if you say “Woke” 6 times in a dark bathroom, Ron DeSantis will appear and ask you for a campaign contribution.
Godzilla style while wearing his high heels.
Ah yes, if it isn’t our old nemesis. The Bahamas.
He is a terrible governor! Living in Florida and taxes and insurance are making it unaffordable! Away from the beaches it’s poverty and homelessness everywhere!
Please don’t make America like florida!
> “If someone was firing missiles from The Bahamas into, like, Fort Lauderdale, we would never accept that. We would flatten. Anything that happened, it would be done like literally within 12 hours, it would be done,” DeSantis said during a speech to supporters, according to Florida Politics.
…wut?
Is this his attempt to look like a strongman or something? Laughably pathetic.
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DeSantis campaign team: Why are we not doing good? I mean we tried the nazi video and everything
He’s just trying to make it seem like there’s something*worth* destroying in Florida.
I suppose the launchpads at the Kennedy Space Center have some value if we’re trying to expand international surveillance and communication, but we already have a sizeable network already in the air.
Shit, I never thought the desperation would get to him so badly…. It’s fantastic, fuck that douche.
Wait they wanted to invade Mexico and Canada and now….the Bahamas!?!?
What is going on with the conservative brain poisoning now!?
DeSantis goes full Christmas Fruitcake
Notice that DeSantis didn’t feel safe using Cuba as the villain.
DeSantis embodies the average conservative: perpetually angry at everything and everyone, oscillating wildly between whiny victimization complex and violent maniac, devoid of anything resembling pragmatic problem solving let alone any programatic approach to policy making (outside banning everything they don’t like). It is as if the entire GOP regressed to toddler stage
I am confused and I have questions.
Yet something tells me it’s probably better not to know.
Just when you thought DeSantis was a certifiable nut job, he out does himself. Bahama attacking Ft. Lauderdale. That’s made my New Year’s Eve.
DeSantis is trying to gin up a war between the Bahamas and Florida. Claiming that he’d “flatten the Bahamas in about 12 hours.” You know…with all those missiles that he thinks his new “Florida State Guard” has to wage wars.
The ole “my dad can beat up your dad” routine. This is a classic
This clown has no say what the US would do anyway!!!
Remember when people thought he was Trump but smart?
Why? It’s nice there. Good place to holiday. Makes no sense.
Oh, I think he’s just an idiot using that as a comparison to say Gaza launching rockets into Israel.
I’m starting to believe there is some kind of contest among Republicans to see who can out hate the other guy.
How about fixing the insurance crisis in FLORIduh?
We all understand that missiles shot into a sovereign country needs to be defended… but how does that explain the Republican’s stance defending Putin launching missiles into Ukraine? Do they not see they are talking out of both sides of their mouths?
Bahamas be like “wtf?”
Seriously, it’s not even good to involve the Bahamas for tourism reasons cause so many cruise ships leave from Florida
My guess is he’s gonna slowly try to demonize the Bahamas with little comments like this because Florida tourism is down. Just keep associating them with negative acts until people buy in
I can only assume he had a bad night there during his “experimentation” period in college. I mean I haven’t seen the pictures or anything, but lots of people are talking about them. All the best people.
This is so…bizarre. Like who thinks the fuckin Bahamas are going to try to attack the US? Is DeSantis really just that desperate for something to chest beat about? What a pathetic man. He might as well say he could beat a 10 year old in a fight. It’s about as relevant would have the same level of effect in making him look strong.
Even if you try to take his comment for what he meant it to mean it’s still such a colossal fail of a comparison. Just dumb dumb stuff.
All this is a diversion to keep us from asking how someone can lay dieing outside his office for more than 20 minutes and nobody notices.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/nov/27/florida-ron-desantis-official-dead-meeting-hallway
Legend says that if you say “Woke” 6 times in a dark bathroom, Ron DeSantis will appear and ask you for a campaign contribution.
Godzilla style while wearing his high heels.
Ah yes, if it isn’t our old nemesis. The Bahamas.
He is a terrible governor! Living in Florida and taxes and insurance are making it unaffordable! Away from the beaches it’s poverty and homelessness everywhere!
Please don’t make America like florida!
> “If someone was firing missiles from The Bahamas into, like, Fort Lauderdale, we would never accept that. We would flatten. Anything that happened, it would be done like literally within 12 hours, it would be done,” DeSantis said during a speech to supporters, according to Florida Politics.
…wut?
Is this his attempt to look like a strongman or something? Laughably pathetic.