I’m celebrating New Year’s the British way – by being mad at the fox who dug up my strawberries last night

17 comments

1. We have one that sits on the shed and torments the dogs. Foxes are pricks.

2. If it’s any consolation, back in 2002, I’d just moved into a new flat with the girlfriend (now ex-wife of 20 years) in East London and one of those magnificent little bastards laid a massive cable on my doorstep.

   I will always remember you Mr/Mrs Foxy for suggesting that I’d married the wrong woman because you were right.

3. how do you have strawbs at this time of year? and foxes? Is this a southern thing I’m not accustomed to?

4. Leave Nelson alone, otherwise Vince will get ya.

5. Strawberries? In December? Whaaaaaat.

6. A good glare and a few firm tuts should sort it

7. Should’ve buried the body deeper!

8. No fox fux given

9. make a hat outta that lil fucker

10. Fox on the box

11. Ginger pricks. They shit all over my lawn.

12. Foxes were there first. We destroyed their habitat, it’s a wonder they’re still alive after us murdering them for hundreds of years.

13. Don’t be mad, he was just hungry

14. Love foxes!

15. What a fabulous piece of film, sorry about the strawberries, if it’s any consolation it looks like he had a good time.

16. What a little fucker.

17. You are not as annoyed as the fox who is struggling to understand why humans would use soil that smells like a recently deceased, tasty animal.