Man treated in hospital after injecting himself with own semen

by alkebulanu

21 comments
  1. Bet he didn’t see that “cumming”

    I”ll get my coat.

  2. This was here? I thought it was in rural China or something

  3. So basically he had lower back pain, and without consulting anyone who would know anything, decided that injecting baby gravy into his arm was the best way to deal with it. Im guessing it was one of those treatments akin to a slap in the face distracting you from the pain of your stubbed toe

  4. A 33-year-old man required medical treatment at a Dublin hospital after repeatedly injecting himself with his own semen in an unusual attempt to treat his longstanding lower-back pain.

    The man developed a subcutaneous abscess on his right arm, where he had been injecting himself on a monthly basis for 1½ years. A radiograph also revealed emphysema and oedema – excess watery fluid – under his skin.

    An intravenous antimicrobial drip to treat the problems was started immediately, but he opted to discharge himself without allowing doctors to make an incision to drain the “local collection”.

    The case was revealed in a report published by the *Irish Medical Journal* titled *’Semenly’ Harmless Back Pain: An Unusual Presentation of a Subcutaneous Abscess*.

    The author of the case report, Dr Lisa Dunne of Adelaide and Meath Hospital in Tallaght, decided to conduct a review of sources of information regarding the use of semen for the treatment of back pain or other conditions.

    #### No source

    She concluded that there were no other reported cases of intravenous semen injection to be found anywhere in medical literature, and a broader search of the internet found no source that recommended this as a cure.

    The patient had presented in hospital complaining of sudden and severe lower-back pain. He said he had lifted a heavy object three days before, after which his symptoms worsened.

    A physical examination of his upper and lower limbs identified a small, red papule on his right arm. He disclosed at this stage that he had been injecting his own semen as an “innovative” method of treating back pain.

    He had devised this cure independent of any medical advice, and revealed that injected one monthly “dose” of semen for 18 consecutive months using a hypodermic needle that he bought on the internet.

    The red area spread down his arm and hardened around the entry wound over the course of the next 24 hours, according to the case report.

    Dr Dunne described the case as “unique” and said it demonstrated the risks of innovative treatments that are relied upon prior to clinical research in the form of phased trials.

  5. Of course, he discharged himself. It’d be a bit weird if he was using someone else’s population paste.

  6. Requiem For Dream 2: Nightmare.

    So bro was in hospital with a massive jizz bubble in his elbow and up and legged if before they could drain it. 😐breh. It’s only 04 January FFS 🤦

  7. It’s still not as dumb as injecting yourself with bleach / disinfectant to rid yourself of the Vid.

  8. Reminds me of that guy who kept injecting fluids into his arms to look well built

    Passed away unfortunately even though they told him to stop

  9. A year and a half waiting on surgery for his back.

    Starts trying to heal himself with crazy self medication.

    Ends up in hospital.

    They make fun of him.

    Back still in pain.

    On the waiting list.

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