I did this once whilst queuing up in a busy fish and chip shop.
The fart must have shot out of my ass at about a million miles an hour because it hurt and as it did that I uncontrollably shouted “Ouch!” and grabbed my ass as if someone had stabbed me in it or something.
Was quite embarrassing.
Relationship goals
The older you get the less you can trust your arse hole eh. XD
My dear wife was shooting the breeze,
She told me, “I fart when I sneeze.”
I replied with a wit,
“Do you belch when you shit?”
Now she’s looking at me with unease.
Hehe… snart
I once got accused of coughing to cover up the sound of a fart. In fact, the cough was the *cause* of the fart, which is frankly more embarrassing.
I remember about 10 years ago I was going to the gym and taking some protein powder. Annoyingly the powder seemed to give me a lot of wind. I was at work one day and me and a girl were pissing around, she grabbed me and lifted me up and whilst doing that I pumped out a load of air from my rear. However when she did lift me she did a “whoooo” out loud which luckily masked my ripper.
It’s a scientific fact that when you sneeze and fart at the same time, you take a screenshot of yourself.
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I did this once whilst queuing up in a busy fish and chip shop.
The fart must have shot out of my ass at about a million miles an hour because it hurt and as it did that I uncontrollably shouted “Ouch!” and grabbed my ass as if someone had stabbed me in it or something.
Was quite embarrassing.
Relationship goals
The older you get the less you can trust your arse hole eh. XD
My dear wife was shooting the breeze,
She told me, “I fart when I sneeze.”
I replied with a wit,
“Do you belch when you shit?”
Now she’s looking at me with unease.
Hehe… snart
I once got accused of coughing to cover up the sound of a fart. In fact, the cough was the *cause* of the fart, which is frankly more embarrassing.
I remember about 10 years ago I was going to the gym and taking some protein powder. Annoyingly the powder seemed to give me a lot of wind. I was at work one day and me and a girl were pissing around, she grabbed me and lifted me up and whilst doing that I pumped out a load of air from my rear. However when she did lift me she did a “whoooo” out loud which luckily masked my ripper.
It’s a scientific fact that when you sneeze and fart at the same time, you take a screenshot of yourself.
Is she a dentist? https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/s/uXt6zDi0Tv