There’s thick and then there’s thick….I blame my mother.

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1. Nice. I peeled an orange the other day, threw the inside into the bin then stood staring at the peel in my hand.

2. The perspective really confused me for a minute there. I couldn’t figure out if the egg was really big on the floor or your feet were really small on the table

3. Teaspoon in the bin teabag in the sink happens to me more frequently than I care to admit.

4. Oh mate I’ve done this.
   First thing in the morning, crack my eggs into the food bin, put the shells in the bowl.

   I was really sad, I was excited for that omelette.

5. Slurp it

6. Been there, done that.

7. Are the tea bags in the bowl and the fork in the milk?

8. Let’s be honest, we’ve all had this kind of brain fart 😂

9. I was working on my car, tools in the boot. Spanner into pocket, car keys into toolbox. You know how they say time slows down in some situations? As I was closing the boot – no way to open it without the keys, no spare key – my brain went ‘nooooooo’, but too late to stop my hand moving.

10. My wife once put milk ‘away’ in the washing machine. Thankfully she realised.

11. My main question is why on earth is he using a mug to make scrambled egg?

12. I used to have a refrigerator in the living room and it was next to a wardrobe. And I opened the wrong door very often……

13. Went to refill my coffee this morning and couldn’t find the pot.
    Eventually found in the microwave.
    I feel you.