Shia LaBeouf Confirmed Into Catholic Church, Reportedly Intends to Become a Deacon

by PrincessBananas85

36 comments
  1. Wild. Did this guy just immerse himself so strongly in his role as a priest in Padre Pio that he just stayed there mentally or what?

  2. Always seemed like a gigantic douche this would be perfect for him

  3. This is a terrible idea that I can’t wait to see play out.

  4. Welp, I wonder what he did that he wants the church’s protection for.

  5. Imagine going to mass and the kid from even Stephen’s is your priest…..

  6. Well if he wanted to be diddled by a priest he could have just role played.

  7. lol of course it’s Reddit of all places that hates when people find meaning in spirituality and join religion willingly. Not a Catholic but I’m glad he found Christ and I hope this helps him get better.

  8. It seems like it has become a trendy thing for lost young people to become Catholics because they enjoy the rigidity of it. It’s very fashionable in conservative circles.

  9. JUST DO IT. DO IT.

    *Proceeds to flex arm muscles as he aggressively baptises baby

  10. He would be drawn to a religion where you eat flesh and drink blood

  11. Got to give him credit. He stuck with it a decade after his movie part. Majority of actors drop it immediately after the film wraps

  12. Fuck this woman-beating knowingly-herpes-transmitting piece of shit. I can’t even look a his abusive face. I wish everyone would turn their back to him when they see him forever

  13. literally who fucking cares I could not care less how *talented* of an *actor* this dude is he has got to be one of the most insufferable egomaniacal ‘thespian’ types in American entertainment.

  14. Good for him. Dude has had his issues so maybe this will help him find some peace

  15. I hope people don’t forget how crude he has been for the past 10 years; Literally, this is something a religion can’t fix, some people are just awful to their core. He’s just a total freak with angry issues 🤷‍♀️

  16. Method acting for his role in the sequel of Constantine II

  17. From an A-list actor to a soft porn movie to (so called joining the Harpys gang) claming a Mexican gang to a Catholic deacon? Huh?

  18. The church is a fitting landing spot for a guy with a history of predation

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