I see what you did there lol something blowing up in her face
> But for her name to appear on the June 25 Republican primary ballot, she needs to collect 1,500 signatures of district residents and win at least 10% of support from the delegates at the Republican party’s biennial convention
TL.DR: she choose to run in a different district which has different rules and she might not make it
>”Does she think we’re that stupid?”
yes
At first I was pissed that she switched because I donated to Adam Frisch, but I think Adam still has a good chance of winning the 3rd district even without Boebert on the ticket. And now the 4th District has a chaotic republican primary that could divide voters even more and cause a Democratic victory in that seat as well. Lmao thanks Ryan Reynolds and whoever else Boebert is blaming for her epic fuckup
These other candidates have got to get clever with their burns!
>“Lauren Boebert is just jerking the voters around.”
>“The voters in the 4th district know that Lauren Boebert is pulling their leg…or whatever.”
>“Seat shopping is a handy trick, but Colorado voters aren’t gonna buy it.”
>”Lauren Boebert smokes around children and gives hand jobs in public.”
Okay, the last one isn’t as clever…but true!
> blowing up in her face
Oh, which play did she go see with her boyfriend instead of her husband this time?
Bobo the clown definitely knows about blowing.
Only thing she’s good for is being a Fleshlight.
But it was a good thing for the GOP because without her in the 3rd district it is much more likely to remain Republican.
I’m glad the GOP is eating her alive for her stupidity. It’s about time they do, and it’s a benefit for all of us
Regardless, I hope residents don’t get overconfident and still show up to vote her out.
She’s abandoning the voters in her current district. Why would the new one want to have her?
Free handies n boobie feels for votes .
According to popular rumor, that is not the only thing blowing up in her face.
Just think, in 15 years she’ll be a great gramma…and still be giving hj’s in public.
It couldn’t happen to a nicer 36yo grandma who likes jacking off her boyfriend in public in front of families.
OnlyHands
Lauren Boebert – the blooper just waiting to happen…
I guess she is finding out she can’t give a handy to get what she wants
/s
She’s used to things blowing up on her face tho.
I don’t see how she can pull this one ~~out~~, I mean ~~off~~ … nevermind.
I grew up in the district she’s moving to. I would bet my house on her getting elected there. It is the perfect definition of conservative suburbia.
As teenagers we called it “the bubble” growing up, because it’s pretty damn close to segregation. I don’t think I had more than 20 minority classmates in my graduating class of around 400
Switching districts didn’t work out well for that other genius Madison Cawthorn.
ill blow up in her face.
She is ahead of the curve here. A lot of state and national pols who started to “fuck around” 4-8 years ago are going to slowly come to the realization that they are in the “find out” phase of their careers.
I wonder what cannibalizing her own: (1) state, (2) party, (3) constituents, and (4) supporters don’t like about her plan? It’s not like she’s trying to steal a safer seat from a fellow Republican congressional candidate just to keep her job.
Conservatives will do *anything* except work. Laziest and most privileged fuckers on the planet.
You mean the face of a failed porn star and intelligence of a monkey on meth is having a difficult time getting reelected?
Just a few more things blowing up in her face and she’ll be on the ballot in the new district.
Good
I like that they used a picture that made her look like the blow-up doll she is.
Bye bye Lauren!
I get the feeling a lot of things have blown up in her face…😉😉
Kind of grasping at penises in the dark
She’s done. There are five or six other Republicans in her new district running for that seat, and she’s not actually good at anything.
Holy shit imagine if BoBo loses and we don’t have to hear from her in a congressional aspect again.
Late Christmas miracle
First you tell me to be civil. Then you hand me this. I’m going for a walk now.
Doesn’t she like when a thing blows up in her face?
It’ll be fine, as she’s used to blowing things that come into contact with her face.
she’s going to be doing porn in 18 months
How long until she ends up with an only fans. Surprisingly, I think she would be quite popular on there.
Blowing up in her face. She must be on a date.
Well, she’s used to things blowing up in her face in the end
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She’s gonna lose both seats 😂
I see what you did there lol something blowing up in her face
> But for her name to appear on the June 25 Republican primary ballot, she needs to collect 1,500 signatures of district residents and win at least 10% of support from the delegates at the Republican party’s biennial convention
TL.DR: she choose to run in a different district which has different rules and she might not make it
>”Does she think we’re that stupid?”
yes
At first I was pissed that she switched because I donated to Adam Frisch, but I think Adam still has a good chance of winning the 3rd district even without Boebert on the ticket. And now the 4th District has a chaotic republican primary that could divide voters even more and cause a Democratic victory in that seat as well. Lmao thanks Ryan Reynolds and whoever else Boebert is blaming for her epic fuckup
These other candidates have got to get clever with their burns!
>“Lauren Boebert is just jerking the voters around.”
>“The voters in the 4th district know that Lauren Boebert is pulling their leg…or whatever.”
>“Seat shopping is a handy trick, but Colorado voters aren’t gonna buy it.”
>”Lauren Boebert smokes around children and gives hand jobs in public.”
Okay, the last one isn’t as clever…but true!
> blowing up in her face
Oh, which play did she go see with her boyfriend instead of her husband this time?
Bobo the clown definitely knows about blowing.
Only thing she’s good for is being a Fleshlight.
But it was a good thing for the GOP because without her in the 3rd district it is much more likely to remain Republican.
I’m glad the GOP is eating her alive for her stupidity. It’s about time they do, and it’s a benefit for all of us
Regardless, I hope residents don’t get overconfident and still show up to vote her out.
She’s abandoning the voters in her current district. Why would the new one want to have her?
Free handies n boobie feels for votes .
According to popular rumor, that is not the only thing blowing up in her face.
Just think, in 15 years she’ll be a great gramma…and still be giving hj’s in public.
It couldn’t happen to a nicer 36yo grandma who likes jacking off her boyfriend in public in front of families.
OnlyHands
Lauren Boebert – the blooper just waiting to happen…
I guess she is finding out she can’t give a handy to get what she wants
/s
She’s used to things blowing up on her face tho.
I don’t see how she can pull this one ~~out~~, I mean ~~off~~ … nevermind.
I grew up in the district she’s moving to. I would bet my house on her getting elected there. It is the perfect definition of conservative suburbia.
As teenagers we called it “the bubble” growing up, because it’s pretty damn close to segregation. I don’t think I had more than 20 minority classmates in my graduating class of around 400
Switching districts didn’t work out well for that other genius Madison Cawthorn.
ill blow up in her face.
She is ahead of the curve here. A lot of state and national pols who started to “fuck around” 4-8 years ago are going to slowly come to the realization that they are in the “find out” phase of their careers.
I wonder what cannibalizing her own: (1) state, (2) party, (3) constituents, and (4) supporters don’t like about her plan? It’s not like she’s trying to steal a safer seat from a fellow Republican congressional candidate just to keep her job.
Conservatives will do *anything* except work. Laziest and most privileged fuckers on the planet.
You mean the face of a failed porn star and intelligence of a monkey on meth is having a difficult time getting reelected?
Just a few more things blowing up in her face and she’ll be on the ballot in the new district.
Good
I like that they used a picture that made her look like the blow-up doll she is.
Bye bye Lauren!
I get the feeling a lot of things have blown up in her face…😉😉
Kind of grasping at penises in the dark
She’s done. There are five or six other Republicans in her new district running for that seat, and she’s not actually good at anything.
Holy shit imagine if BoBo loses and we don’t have to hear from her in a congressional aspect again.
Late Christmas miracle
First you tell me to be civil. Then you hand me this. I’m going for a walk now.
Doesn’t she like when a thing blows up in her face?
It’ll be fine, as she’s used to blowing things that come into contact with her face.
she’s going to be doing porn in 18 months
How long until she ends up with an only fans. Surprisingly, I think she would be quite popular on there.
Blowing up in her face. She must be on a date.
Well, she’s used to things blowing up in her face in the end