Trump Mocked After Claiming Magnets Don’t Work Underwater at Rally – ‘All I know about magnets is this, give me a glass of water, let me drop it on the magnets, that’s the end of the magnets,’ Trump declared

by mountaintop111

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  1. He knows as much about magnets as he does about anything else. He wants morons to appeal to his authority which is empty.

  2. Don’t forget about [this classic about curing covid](https://www.rev.com/blog/transcripts/donald-trump-coronavirus-press-conference-transcript-april-23):

    > So, supposedly we hit the body with a tremendous, whether it’s ultraviolet or just very powerful light, and I think you said that hasn’t been checked, but you’re going to test it. And then I said supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way. And I think you said you’re going to test that too. Sounds interesting, right? And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside or almost a cleaning because you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs, so it’d be interesting to check that so that you’re going to have to use medical doctors with, but it sounds interesting to me. So, we’ll see, but the whole concept of the light, the way it kills it in one minute. That’s pretty powerful.

    [And this one too](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/donald-trump-sentence/):

    > Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible

    [And don’t forget this one too](https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/trump-elton-john-696490/):

    > I have broken more Elton John records. He seems to have a lot of records. And I, by the way, I don’t have a musical instrument. I don’t have a guitar or an organ. No organ. Elton has an organ. And lots of other people helping. No, we’ve broken a lot of records. We’ve broken virtually every record. Because you know, look, I only need this space. They need much more room. For basketball, for hockey and all of the sports, they need a lot of room. We don’t need it. We have people in that space. So we break all of these records. Really, we do it without, like, the musical instruments. This is the only musical – the mouth. And hopefully the brain attached to the mouth, right? The brain. More important than the mouth is the brain. The brain is much more important.

  3. He probably threw his underage girl pictures into the toilet and had second thoughts about flushing them. Came up with the idea to fish them out with magnets and it didn’t work.

  4. I hate to repeat my comments on different threads but…

    Trump’s version of ICP’s Miracles.

  5. Trump’s clearly never pulled an oil or transmission pan.

  8. I knew those magnet fishing videos on YouTube were a hoax!

  9. He later said he did not mean water (as in h20) but instead trump-juice. Trump juice cancels magnets. One of the perks of the juice.

  13. This pretty much invalidates his assertion that intelligence runs in his family merely because his late uncle was an MIT professor. His speech on magnets indicates Trump is dumber than an average 10 year old.

  14. I had a fun time asking my Die-Hard Maga Spazz Neighbor about this quote.

    Neighbor: Nah,… He’s just speaking metaphorically.

    Me: Well I don’t follow. What’s the metaphor?

    Neighbor: The metaphor is magnets.

    Me: Magnets what?

    Neighbor: The metaphor is magnets. He’s saying they should just use the John Deer equipment.

    Me: OK,… Tell me what a metaphor is.

    Neighbor: Saying a metaphor is like saying ‘why use magnets when you can use John Deere?’.

    <*insert Trump clip “I love the poorly educated.wav*>

  15. There was a time when saying something like this would lose you a significant number of votes. But those were simpler days. (I apologize, I tend to get nostalgic early in a new year.)

  17. Sure.. its biden who has the cognitve issues. Fucking dumbass,tiny handed, soiled diaper wearing cheeto moron.

  18. Dude is genuinely one of the stupidest people alive.

  19. I can’t believe people want to vote for the embodiment of the “Magnets? How do they work?“ meme for president.

  21. How stupid must a person be to think this guy is smart.

  24. **Trump supporters:** *”Trump tells it like it is !”*

    **Also Trump supporters:** *”What Trump MEANT to say was…”*

  25. Republicans:

    This sounds like the dude that should be running our country!

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