This toy is a giraffe with teething rings on its feet. I’m not sure why they added the neck ring, but I can’t stop thinking how it just looks like the giraffe has had enough and topped itself.
Am I just damaged, or does anyone else see the sinister side of this?
by GlobbyChipOil
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I get what you mean. The giraffe itself is rather cute, but the way it’s being hung could have been better thought out.
Yeah, it’s that bad it decided to end it all
Can you cut the ring off? It is a bit dark.
Geoffrey was never the same after Toys R Us closed.
You know times are tough when baby toys are starting to off themselves
It was a llama until it did that
He’s certainly not having a giraffe
Attached weights to his ankles first so clearly did his research
What was his crime?
“Nooooo Bongo, don’t do it! You’ve so much to live for!”
I’m just gonna throw this out there: Is it not possible to move the ring to the middle of the back, between the legs?
Looks like someone lynched Jeffrey from Toys r Us
Are…are there only three legs?
First thing I thought of before I even read the words in the post. Removing that one neck ring would make it so much better.
Had this exact toy for my younger brother years ago and he called it moo cow. Just wild to see it again
It’s nasty comments like that which drove him too it!
I think it’s yon over thinking things, but if yon are a 3 month old Goth or somefink yeah could be seen as dark.
Your baby wont mind,it’s already trying to figure out the world on its own,feel free to change it if you want.