Keep running into this crafty sausage

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1. He also like to hang out on the roof outside, and fearlessly jump down too. [Crazy Mr Fox](https://www.reddit.com/u/roodeeMental/s/GwV37MxRVx)

2. They’re all cute and sweet until they dig up all the daffodil bulbs in your raised beds so they can bury an egg they found outside Aldi

3. Yeah, they’re cute until they scream and wake you at 1 in the morning and shit all over your front doormat.

4. Ah I used to live in a Warner Flat. Absolutely awful.

5. I just love them, so beautiful, their pee sinks but such a pretty little thing.

6. Fox playing “Theft and Shrubbery”

7. “What’s the matter, Danny? Never taken a shortcut before?”

   -“No, sir, I’ve never even been on a *lawn* before!”

   -“D’y’ever seen a grown man naked?”