Missing Stone of Destiny chip found in SNP cupboard

by DarkSkiesGreyWaters

5 comments
  1. I’m having trouble freestyling this into some tenuous reason that the SNP are unfit to govern (other more realistic options are available…) but I’m sure some yoons will quickly fill the comments.

  2. But a tory MP has said they should do something else with it! They should comply, tories are in charge doncha know!?

  3. > A “missing” fragment of the Stone of Destiny gifted to Alex Salmond is being held in storage by the SNP.
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    > Mr Salmond, who was first minister from 2007 until 2014, said the fragment was handed to the SNP for safekeeping after he had “checked” with Historic Scotland that it was not wanted in the public collection.

    End of discussion.

  4. Chain of custody aside, it’s a pretty straightforward mass spectrometry test to prove it, surely?

    Edit, I mean aside from holding it upside down next to a king and seeing if it explodes into his forehead or something.

  5. I’m sure the Royals have got cupboards full of forgotten relics…

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