Ben must have spent a fair chunk of Christmas ‘writing’ out thousands of these

by enchantedspring

35 comments
  1. … and then delivered them just like Santa across the UK while we slept!

    (they’re printed, and no-one here had their gutters booked for a clean).

  2. It’s hard for tradesmen an external cleaners to be exposed to clients. Letter bombing is where everyone starts.

  3. Why does Ben think it acceptable to add an apostrophe to his gutters but not your neighbours?

  4. Had a guy at the door saying he’d just done the neighbours opposite, I work from home and he most definitely didn’t. I know they are trying to make a living but is the dishonesty really necessary?

  5. Ben needs to put you on commission for the additional exposure.

  6. These are usually printed to look like they were hand written, to fool innocent neighbours. Looks like it worked.

  7. Got a few of those too.

    Do we live near or is Ben a National Scale Gutter Cleaner?

    *You don’t need to answer that ;)*

  8. Plot twist: this is Ben posting using reverse psychology so you actually book him to clean your gutters

  9. I got one of these a few months ago (Cleckheaton, West Yorks) t’s on my fridge waiting for me to stop procrastinating.

  10. Received in the midlands – fuckers gets about

  11. We get this exact same style and handwriting where we live on the South coast

  12. We’ve have a couple of these last year, (north Devon) a quick Google telks you it’s a con.

  13. Got one in Glasgow. Was going to use him until I googled Ben and was revealed to be bigger than just one guy.

  14. I got the exact same thing a while ago (Bathgate). None of my neighbours have had any gutters cleaned.
    Ben is printing these out trying to make them look handwritten.
    Just another leaflet but done it a pretty clever way (if you need your gutters cleaned)

  15. Looked them up, and the company isn’t owned by somebody called Ben.

    I feel deceived.

  16. Handforth? I just got one through my door and did a double take when I saw this post!

  17. I found one of these in my post not an hour ago! Yeovil.

  18. I live down in devon and received one of these last year

  19. Why an estimate? Surely a quote would be more appropriate. How much variation can there be in cleaning, say, 20m of guttering on a 2 floor house?

  20. So Ben made this post right? Because now everyone must be thinking about how much the recent storms clogged up their gutters and now have the the phone number of the guy who’ll fix it

  21. Linwood, Renfrewshire have also had a visitation from Ben’s Gutters!

  22. Hah, I had one of these through the door a month or so ago.

  23. I keep getting the exact same. We’ve had at least 3 put through the letterbox in the last few months

  24. One of the Ben’s lives around the corner from me (or at least a Ben’s gutters van is parked on their drive)
    Never see this Ben cleaning any gutters on the local streets though!

  25. Got one in the midlands.. can’t recall if it was the same though..

  26. It must be exhausting to be annoyed at everything all the time.

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