>“My new idea is so big, I don’t have time to be distracted I’m practicing abstinence, I have been meditating and focusing on my goals,” 50 Cent, whose real name is Curtis James Jackson III, wrote alongside a photo of himself donning a suit and smoking a cigar while sipping his Branson Cognac brand.
I bet his account was hacked by P. Diddy…
But I thought he was into having sex
No one asked, Curtis.
I really don’t need to know the social schedule for this man’s penis.
Me too, Fiddy. Me too
His hand will explode
Could he also abstain from speaking for a while?
Big deal. I’ve been doing that most of my life
Easy to say when it is January 11.
50 Cent’s Mom: I don’t understand you. I really don’t. You have nothing better to do at three o’ clock in the afternoon? I go out for a quart of milk, I come home, and find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park!
Seinfeld – The Contest
Chill out y’all. It’s just practice. He’ll take some breaks.
Good for him, props big time.👏🏼
Remember, everything a celebrity says is 100% true and their God given gifts give them the ability to transcend us normal mortals. I have full faith that the moral fortitude of 50 Cent will carry all of us lesser and weaker people into a new dawn of human prosperity. I for one am grateful to live in the age of celebrity saints and pray that his visage will be etched in stone for all time. Pray be to our holy celebrities. Amen
ATTENTION! The Candy Shop is now closed.
Go on home, ladies.
His inner PIMP must be on vacation
abstinence is the name of his new xxl condoms
That’ll last until the first scantily clad hottie in Apple-Bottom jeans show up on the dance floor.
Abstinence but not consent apparently
Scrub. I’ve perfected it
That’s nothing! I’ve been practicing abstinence for a decade!
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>“My new idea is so big, I don’t have time to be distracted I’m practicing abstinence, I have been meditating and focusing on my goals,” 50 Cent, whose real name is Curtis James Jackson III, wrote alongside a photo of himself donning a suit and smoking a cigar while sipping his Branson Cognac brand.
I bet his account was hacked by P. Diddy…
But I thought he was into having sex
No one asked, Curtis.
I really don’t need to know the social schedule for this man’s penis.
Me too, Fiddy. Me too
His hand will explode
Could he also abstain from speaking for a while?
Big deal. I’ve been doing that most of my life
Easy to say when it is January 11.
50 Cent’s Mom: I don’t understand you. I really don’t. You have nothing better to do at three o’ clock in the afternoon? I go out for a quart of milk, I come home, and find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park!
Seinfeld – The Contest
Chill out y’all. It’s just practice. He’ll take some breaks.
Good for him, props big time.👏🏼
Remember, everything a celebrity says is 100% true and their God given gifts give them the ability to transcend us normal mortals. I have full faith that the moral fortitude of 50 Cent will carry all of us lesser and weaker people into a new dawn of human prosperity. I for one am grateful to live in the age of celebrity saints and pray that his visage will be etched in stone for all time. Pray be to our holy celebrities. Amen
ATTENTION! The Candy Shop is now closed.
Go on home, ladies.
His inner PIMP must be on vacation
abstinence is the name of his new xxl condoms
That’ll last until the first scantily clad hottie in Apple-Bottom jeans show up on the dance floor.
Abstinence but not consent apparently
Scrub. I’ve perfected it
That’s nothing! I’ve been practicing abstinence for a decade!
Fiddy gone be all up in them Groypers
Tell him to join Reddit.
50 cents says he’s not