50 Cent Says He’s ‘Practicing Abstinence’ In 2024

by TorukMaktoM

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  1. >“My new idea is so big, I don’t have time to be distracted I’m practicing abstinence, I have been meditating and focusing on my goals,” 50 Cent, whose real name is Curtis James Jackson III, wrote alongside a photo of himself donning a suit and smoking a cigar while sipping his Branson Cognac brand.

    I bet his account was hacked by P. Diddy…

  2. I really don’t need to know the social schedule for this man’s penis.

  3. Big deal. I’ve been doing that most of my life

  4. 50 Cent’s Mom: I don’t understand you. I really don’t. You have nothing better to do at three o’ clock in the afternoon? I go out for a quart of milk, I come home, and find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park!

    Seinfeld – The Contest

  5. Chill out y’all. It’s just practice. He’ll take some breaks.

  6. Remember, everything a celebrity says is 100% true and their God given gifts give them the ability to transcend us normal mortals. I have full faith that the moral fortitude of 50 Cent will carry all of us lesser and weaker people into a new dawn of human prosperity. I for one am grateful to live in the age of celebrity saints and pray that his visage will be etched in stone for all time. Pray be to our holy celebrities. Amen

  7. ATTENTION! The Candy Shop is now closed.

    Go on home, ladies.

  8. That’ll last until the first scantily clad hottie in Apple-Bottom jeans show up on the dance floor.

  9. That’s nothing! I’ve been practicing abstinence for a decade!

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