We don’t like you either and we don’t give a shit about where people in history who you’ve never met came from
It’s miles better than Mexico if that helps at all
Nah, you clearly hate it so much.
Well the East Midlands has Nottingham in it so you’re probably descended from Robin Hood so that’s fun also DNA tests are a bit bollocks sometimes anyway.
>Yorkshire & East Midlands
What are you complaining about?! Your ancestors were Gyrwas! Fennish folk! You have a tradition of righteous rebellion going as far back as Hereward the wake- further, if there’s any Iceni DNA still kicking around over there. It’s all farmland now, but before it was drained the fens were said to be the most beautiful part of this nation, and you guys fought for it til the bitter end. That may be why your ancestors ended up in the new world.
Yorkshire, best part lad
Conversation pro tip: don’t open by telling people you don’t like them. Especially if you then double down on your ignorance like a bellend.
I’m sure people could supply lots of reasons why stating “I don’t like England” is strange, however unless you look them up for yourself and consider them then I doubt your attitude will ever change.
To point you in the correct direction:Inventions. Great scientists, Newton, Faraday et al. Democracy – the mother of all parliaments. Sports, football, rugby, cricket etc. Justice system exported to the rest of the commonwealth and USA. Open society. Secular society. First empire (British) to abolish slavery. Great works of literature, Shakespeare et al. Music. I don’t have all day so that will do.
You should find you own reasons to like a place.
Well we don’t think about you at all so don’t feel any pressure to change your mind
Just say you’re American. You know, like you actually are.
A Mexican Morman that is 1/3 English, that’s a pretty interesting combo also how does being a Morman work if you are from SA?
Come back in 30 years, maturity helps things to mellow
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Do you like rain?
Why don’t you like England?
We don’t like you either and we don’t give a shit about where people in history who you’ve never met came from
It’s miles better than Mexico if that helps at all
Nah, you clearly hate it so much.
Well the East Midlands has Nottingham in it so you’re probably descended from Robin Hood so that’s fun also DNA tests are a bit bollocks sometimes anyway.
>Yorkshire & East Midlands
What are you complaining about?! Your ancestors were Gyrwas! Fennish folk! You have a tradition of righteous rebellion going as far back as Hereward the wake- further, if there’s any Iceni DNA still kicking around over there. It’s all farmland now, but before it was drained the fens were said to be the most beautiful part of this nation, and you guys fought for it til the bitter end. That may be why your ancestors ended up in the new world.
Yorkshire, best part lad
Conversation pro tip: don’t open by telling people you don’t like them. Especially if you then double down on your ignorance like a bellend.
I’m sure people could supply lots of reasons why stating “I don’t like England” is strange, however unless you look them up for yourself and consider them then I doubt your attitude will ever change.
To point you in the correct direction:Inventions. Great scientists, Newton, Faraday et al. Democracy – the mother of all parliaments. Sports, football, rugby, cricket etc. Justice system exported to the rest of the commonwealth and USA. Open society. Secular society. First empire (British) to abolish slavery. Great works of literature, Shakespeare et al. Music. I don’t have all day so that will do.
You should find you own reasons to like a place.
Well we don’t think about you at all so don’t feel any pressure to change your mind
Just say you’re American. You know, like you actually are.
A Mexican Morman that is 1/3 English, that’s a pretty interesting combo also how does being a Morman work if you are from SA?
Come back in 30 years, maturity helps things to mellow