Your friend is the reason why other countries judge our food
r/PizzaCrimes
Did he take a shit in it?
What in the name of fuck…?
What in the actual fuck is that monstrosity? When people joke about English food this is what I’ll now picture..
“friend”
The heck is the green bits?
Is it poop under the beans?
More like chefs shit after a rough night out.
Chef’s Kiss ^of ^^death!
Stoned early 20s me considered marmite and jam pizza a tasty snack. How I survived to 50 I’ll never know.
The knob cheese is rather off-putting
Other than them blocks of cheese, I’m down. 🤌
Chefs kiss my arse
That other guy’s friend had the correct term for the person eating this….
Bean nonce.
Looks like someone has puked on a turd.
Thank fuck I’ve already eaten
In the 90s Asda used to sell baked bean pizzas and they were incredible.
I used to get my mum to cook them the night before and I’d take slices to school for my dinner.
This is a classy take on beans on toast.
I’m calling the police…..
If we ignore the mystery green blobs then it should alright. You’ve got beans accentuated in it’s tomato flavour by the passata, cooked dough, and cheese. It’s basically cheesy beans on toast.
I can picture this tasting edible at least but still wouldn’t be caught dead with one
Green peppers, baked beans in tomato sauce and goats cheese…. Horrific.
That tases ugly
Looks like either chunks of jalapeno or rotten donner meat
What a great day to have eyes
what the fuck
Your friend needs to talk to someone. I’m not sure who, but someone must be able to help.
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Amazing what you can get smuggled into prison
Your friend is the reason why other countries judge our food
r/PizzaCrimes
Did he take a shit in it?
What in the name of fuck…?
What in the actual fuck is that monstrosity? When people joke about English food this is what I’ll now picture..
“friend”
The heck is the green bits?
Is it poop under the beans?
More like chefs shit after a rough night out.
Chef’s Kiss ^of ^^death!
Stoned early 20s me considered marmite and jam pizza a tasty snack. How I survived to 50 I’ll never know.
The knob cheese is rather off-putting
Other than them blocks of cheese, I’m down. 🤌
Chefs kiss my arse
That other guy’s friend had the correct term for the person eating this….
Bean nonce.
Looks like someone has puked on a turd.
Thank fuck I’ve already eaten
In the 90s Asda used to sell baked bean pizzas and they were incredible.
I used to get my mum to cook them the night before and I’d take slices to school for my dinner.
This is a classy take on beans on toast.
I’m calling the police…..
If we ignore the mystery green blobs then it should alright. You’ve got beans accentuated in it’s tomato flavour by the passata, cooked dough, and cheese. It’s basically cheesy beans on toast.
I can picture this tasting edible at least but still wouldn’t be caught dead with one
Green peppers, baked beans in tomato sauce and goats cheese…. Horrific.
That tases ugly
Looks like either chunks of jalapeno or rotten donner meat
What a great day to have eyes
what the fuck
Your friend needs to talk to someone. I’m not sure who, but someone must be able to help.
Your poor, poor friend. Give him my sympathies.