Can we please stop supporting football coaches for Senate?
You know what, why not? Keep urging him, he would have a lot to run against Tuberville
As a GA fan, I endorse this. If he takes out Tuberville, I will swallow my pride and call him the GOAT for the rest of my days. It would truly be his greatest, most meaningful victory.
Surely was supposed to go to r/nottheonion
cuz football coaches make great senators…
Is Saban an ephebophile or pedophile? If not, his chances probably aren’t great.
This country is pathetic
I didn’t realize Saban was a Democrat.
Please don’t make me like him.
OR MAYBE SOMEONE WITH ACTUAL POLITICAL EXPERIENCE INSTEAD?
I agree that Tuberville should go, but why another football coach?
Let the man enjoy his retirement. He already won many national championships for Bama
Man, Alabama is a dumb, dumb place.
Absolutely not! No more coaches. I’m sure College Gameday has a spot for him. I would prefer Doug Jones to run again.
I bet he can list the 3 branches of government!! 🏈
Tommy Tuberville is the lowest of snakes
A Cardboard cutout of Saban would serve Alabama better than Tuberville. Unfortunately Ignorant States choose Ignorant Politicians on purpose.
How are people not picking up on this: having 70+ year olds running the country *is not a good thing*
Jesus, just let the guy enjoy his retirement.
Iron Bowl at the ballot box? Sign me up!
Could you imagine how many people’s heads would explode trying to figure out the choice. Nick Saban, yes! Democrat, no!
Even if he ran as a Democrat and never campaigned, I’d bet Saban would carry at least 70% of the vote in Alabama.
Alabama’s new God.
The guy is 72. Let him retire in peace. Why are we so obsessed with senior citizens running our country?
No more coaches please
Congress is now -250 to win the SEC Championship
I’m shocked Nick Saban is a Democrat.
Many people urged him to run but he decided to pass instead.
He won’t do it but it’d be great if he did!
Over/under – Saban gets 80% of votes in a statewide election?
well if the only way to beat an idiot football coach in alabama is with another football coach then Saban is the best fucking option in that state
Hell, I would vote for Saban to oust Tubberville, and I can’t stand Alabama success.
Genius. Saban would absolutely obliterate him.
He won’t do it.
He doesn’t have any interest, doesn’t need the money, and he couldn’t handle the stupidity around him and he would strangle someone.
That’d be fucking hilarious and now this is my new dream.
Why are we doing this? Two wrongs don’t make a right.
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Can we please stop supporting football coaches for Senate?
You know what, why not? Keep urging him, he would have a lot to run against Tuberville
As a GA fan, I endorse this. If he takes out Tuberville, I will swallow my pride and call him the GOAT for the rest of my days. It would truly be his greatest, most meaningful victory.
Surely was supposed to go to r/nottheonion
cuz football coaches make great senators…
Is Saban an ephebophile or pedophile? If not, his chances probably aren’t great.
This country is pathetic
I didn’t realize Saban was a Democrat.
Please don’t make me like him.
OR MAYBE SOMEONE WITH ACTUAL POLITICAL EXPERIENCE INSTEAD?
I agree that Tuberville should go, but why another football coach?
Let the man enjoy his retirement. He already won many national championships for Bama
Man, Alabama is a dumb, dumb place.
Absolutely not! No more coaches. I’m sure College Gameday has a spot for him. I would prefer Doug Jones to run again.
I bet he can list the 3 branches of government!! 🏈
Tommy Tuberville is the lowest of snakes
A Cardboard cutout of Saban would serve Alabama better than Tuberville. Unfortunately Ignorant States choose Ignorant Politicians on purpose.
How are people not picking up on this: having 70+ year olds running the country *is not a good thing*
Jesus, just let the guy enjoy his retirement.
Iron Bowl at the ballot box? Sign me up!
Could you imagine how many people’s heads would explode trying to figure out the choice. Nick Saban, yes! Democrat, no!
Even if he ran as a Democrat and never campaigned, I’d bet Saban would carry at least 70% of the vote in Alabama.
Alabama’s new God.
The guy is 72. Let him retire in peace. Why are we so obsessed with senior citizens running our country?
No more coaches please
Congress is now -250 to win the SEC Championship
I’m shocked Nick Saban is a Democrat.
Many people urged him to run but he decided to pass instead.
He won’t do it but it’d be great if he did!
Over/under – Saban gets 80% of votes in a statewide election?
well if the only way to beat an idiot football coach in alabama is with another football coach then Saban is the best fucking option in that state
Hell, I would vote for Saban to oust Tubberville, and I can’t stand Alabama success.
Genius. Saban would absolutely obliterate him.
He won’t do it.
He doesn’t have any interest, doesn’t need the money, and he couldn’t handle the stupidity around him and he would strangle someone.
That’d be fucking hilarious and now this is my new dream.
Why are we doing this? Two wrongs don’t make a right.