“Our [egg] production didn’t fall, but the demand has grown and we weren’t able to adjust in time. As people’s incomes have increased slightly, they began purchasing more eggs and chicken meat, driving up prices,” Putin claimed at a meeting with entrepreneurs in the Far East.
Yeah sure, not the Avian flu thing, or that the sanctions have cut their trade partners to very little… but because Russians are making more money and buying more eggs?!? Bwahahaha!!! 100% vrayno!
I came here after the title for some new egg jokes
Next step….conscripting chickens in prison
Looks good on them
Unproductive chickens will be sent to the front lines for Z assault battalions
Expectation: After three days of war, Kyev is captured
Reality: After almost two years of war, Putin attempts to micro manage supply of eggs… and fails
A complete policy failure, no surprise as Putin is a complete failure of a person.
The egg is on your face.
>More than one-fifth of the eggs imported from Turkey were found to be infected with the highly contagious H5N1 avian influenza, as well as other dangerous ailments including salmonella and botulism,
Nice one Turkey! Finally pulling their weight 🙏
Yes comrade, 10,000 of the eggs from Turkey were infected and we have destroyed them to keep glorious russia safe!
However if you need eggs now my cousin Boris has 10,000 that we can sell for a little bit more rubles because of the urgency
Maybe we can get Canada to send them some tuna to go with those eggs.
“Tunagate was a 1985 Canadian political scandal involving large quantities of tuna that had been declared unfit for human consumption that were sold to the public under order of the Minister of Fisheries and Oceans, John Fraser. “
Your country started a war: I sleep
Egg prices rise: real shit
No eggs no problem, just let them eat cake
Which came first, the chicken or the eggs? One flu over the chicken coop.
“The percentage is large. This is 10 out of 50—more likely than 6 out of 49 in the Sportloto [lottery[,” Sergei Dankvert, the head of the Federal Agency for Veterinary and Phytosanitary Supervision, told the Siberian University of Consumer Cooperatives.
This is the stupidest thing I have read in a while.
Essentially it says “you are more likely to have an infected egg than win the lottery.”
No shit Sergei, now go back to drinking.
Oh man, you’ve got to love it.
Guess it didn’t go eggsactly as planned. The yolks on him. I can do this all day, or shell I stop?
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Oh dear – somebody is going to end up with more than just egg on their face…
Eggcellent!
Germans have long known: “Putin hat keine Eier!”
Can’t even fix an egg…..what a guy
putin has been laying [eggs](https://youtu.be/94o-D2_k5ew?si=nxNPfv5mOvLhSvQ2&t=115) 2 years straight
“Our [egg] production didn’t fall, but the demand has grown and we weren’t able to adjust in time. As people’s incomes have increased slightly, they began purchasing more eggs and chicken meat, driving up prices,” Putin claimed at a meeting with entrepreneurs in the Far East.
Yeah sure, not the Avian flu thing, or that the sanctions have cut their trade partners to very little… but because Russians are making more money and buying more eggs?!? Bwahahaha!!! 100% vrayno!
I came here after the title for some new egg jokes
Next step….conscripting chickens in prison
Looks good on them
Unproductive chickens will be sent to the front lines for Z assault battalions
Expectation: After three days of war, Kyev is captured
Reality: After almost two years of war, Putin attempts to micro manage supply of eggs… and fails
A complete policy failure, no surprise as Putin is a complete failure of a person.
The egg is on your face.
>More than one-fifth of the eggs imported from Turkey were found to be infected with the highly contagious H5N1 avian influenza, as well as other dangerous ailments including salmonella and botulism,
Nice one Turkey! Finally pulling their weight 🙏
Yes comrade, 10,000 of the eggs from Turkey were infected and we have destroyed them to keep glorious russia safe!
However if you need eggs now my cousin Boris has 10,000 that we can sell for a little bit more rubles because of the urgency
Maybe we can get Canada to send them some tuna to go with those eggs.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tunagate
“Tunagate was a 1985 Canadian political scandal involving large quantities of tuna that had been declared unfit for human consumption that were sold to the public under order of the Minister of Fisheries and Oceans, John Fraser. “
Your country started a war: I sleep
Egg prices rise: real shit
No eggs no problem, just let them eat cake
Which came first, the chicken or the eggs? One flu over the chicken coop.
“The percentage is large. This is 10 out of 50—more likely than 6 out of 49 in the Sportloto [lottery[,” Sergei Dankvert, the head of the Federal Agency for Veterinary and Phytosanitary Supervision, told the Siberian University of Consumer Cooperatives.
This is the stupidest thing I have read in a while.
Essentially it says “you are more likely to have an infected egg than win the lottery.”
No shit Sergei, now go back to drinking.
Oh man, you’ve got to love it.
Guess it didn’t go eggsactly as planned. The yolks on him. I can do this all day, or shell I stop?