Ancestry results are back

by BigHippo3316

23 comments
  1. You know what’s funny I meant to post this in Ancestry Reddit 😂.

  2. You can boost that 12% to 13% by getting some Irn Bru in you.

    You do know by the way that from now on you’ll have to wear a kilt to weddings, especially your own now ?

    Awra best big yin 👍❤️

  3. Yo Mama is the one to go to to get answers about the 1% Irish

  4. I assume that you have already stocked your fridge with Irn Bru.

  5. Well done on wasting money on shite, now just claim your great gran pappy was William Wallace’s man servant and you’ll be indistinguishable from all the other tourists.

  6. You’ve now unlocked the Kilt and alcohol tolerance +1 on your skill tree.

  7. Now you have to be everyone’s drunk Scottish uncle at every English wedding I’m sorry those are the rules

  8. You’ll be having Haggis neeps n tatties for tea on the 25th of January then?

  9. Welcome to the family my fellow Irish man. 1% is plenty enough. 💚💚💚

  10. Can def see the 12% in your humour, you’re handling the Scottish pisstaking much better than most do…. least you’re not another American with a 10x great grandfather who abandoned Scotland cruelly in 1720 😆

  11. I just randomly found out I have Scottish ancestry too (among a million other things, my DNA is wildly diverse). As an American of predominantly African descent, I worry about the circumstances under which that and other European DNA found its way into my lineage. I want to pretend it was a fairytale romance. LOL

  12. You are officially Scottish, rabbie burns night is the 25th of January so mind get your burns supper made, haggis neeps and tatties and a wee dram of single malt.

    You celebrate hogmanay now not new years eve.

    If you are male and unmarried, if you ever get married it has to be in a kilt.

    The only sausages you can ever eat now are square shaped.

    The only advice you can ever give to anyone now is “whits fur ye will no go by ye”

    Learn the skinny malinky long legs song to sing you any kids/future kids.

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